OR jokes
When Stephen Hawking died, did they take him to the hospital or PC World?
So I was watching TV, right? Then I f***ing got banged in the eye with either a remote or metal tongs. "WTF?"
So a lady was walking down the street with two bags, and one of the bags was leaking $100 bills. A cop pulls up and he says, “Ma’am, ma’am, your bag is leaking hundred dollar bills.” Then she says, “Oh, thank you. I wonder how long that’s been going on.” And the cop says, “Before I help you, may I ask why your bag is leaking $100 bills?” And the lady says, “OK, I’ll tell you. So I live next to a stadium, and I have this beautiful rose garden, but these dumb teenagers always try and pee on the rosebushes. So they stick their junk through the fence, and I grab their junk. I said, ‘$100 dollars or it’s coming off.’” The cop says, “Oh, OK, well what’s the other bag for?” And she says, “Well, not all of them want to give me $100.”
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Imagine this: You're at math class. The teacher asks you, "What's 11 * 11?" You say, "120." The teacher says, "Wrong!" You say, "How off was I?" The teacher says, "1."
Me rn: REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE WHERES THE RAGE TABLE or something like that.
Memes
Your wife dumped you because you are so poor and you are so ugly. You also live under a rock and have no money. You got dumped so hard you can't remember you got dumped.
Roses are red, violets are blue, don't look in my backyard, or I will come for you.
What can you break, even if you never pick it up or touch it?
Why can't an orphan play football? Because they can't find home or return it.
Why was the orphan so successful?
When they told him, "Go big or go home," he/she only had one option.
I can't decide if I like rocking chairs or not.
I keep going back and forth on them.
I bet when 2 cheetahs race and one of them cheats, the other one says, "You're such a cheetah!" Then they laugh and go and eat a zebra or whatever.
What's an African's favorite TV show?
Meal Or No Meal!
House for sale: five minutes from the beach or eight seconds if you fall.
What do Emos say when they trick-or-treat?
"Boo-hoo!"
Yo mama's so ugly, when she was little, she had to trick-or-treat by phone.
If you can’t touch your brain or see your brain, you don’t have a brain?
Why can't an orphan get a tattoo at a young age?
They don't have parent permission.
Don’t like this post, or else I will go to your house and eat you! 😈
Did you know an apple and an orphan are different.
An apple gets picked.