OR jokes
Where can a gay male that is abled bodied find the location of a glory hole if he is looking for a free and anonymous blowjob from another gay male?
From a physically disabled gay male who is either at the gym 💪 💪 🏋️♂️ or at the rest area ♿️ 🚹 🚽.
What's the difference between a dead person and a walkie-talkie?
A dead person does not walkie or talkie.
It’s amazing just how paranoid Hitler was.
In Hitler’s Germany, it was illegal to make jokes about him or his regime.
Come on! Forbidding Germans from making jokes? Isn’t that a bit like forbidding Americans from eating salad?
Ever seen twins?
If you said yes, was it before or after 2001?
You know why Santa's saying is "Ho Ho Ho?"
How else is he supposed to give boys and girls a baby brother or sister for Christmas?
Memes
Women should have the right to choose whether they want to do cooking or cleaning first.
How do you see the difference between a cow and a bull? It’s either one or the udder.
What will fall faster, an emo or an apple?
An apple, because the emo would get caught on the rope.
What do you call a guy at your doorstep with no arms or legs? Matt.
What falls first, the emo or the leaf? The leaf. The emo was hanging.
There is a kid in my school who is exactly like Dahmer, but he doesn't eat ppl. Or does he...?
He's Dahmer's son @domink.
"I wish I was either Christmas lights or a mistletoe."
"Why?"
"Because I want to hang!"
What's the worst thing to happen to a Japanese person in WW2... being drafted as a kamikaze pilot, or existing with a Fat Man or Little Boy?
What do you call a kid with an eyepatch and no arms or legs? Names.
Who is Osama Bin Laden’s secret cousin? Barack Obama or Barack Osama Bin Laden?
I'm playing a game of HANGMAN. Is there an 'S' or a 'C'?
MIKE PEN__E??
Bunger got me like:
😂 Face with Tears of Joy Emoji - Emojipedia https://emojipedia.org › face-with-tears-of-joy A yellow face with a big grin, uplifted eyebrows, and smiling eyes, each shedding a tear from laughing so hard. Widely used to show something is funny or...
What hits the ground first, an apple or an emo girl?
The rope would catch her.
Roses are red, violets are blue, Your ass is clean because Randy won’t stop liking [it].
What fell out of the tree first, the apple or the emo?
The apple, the emo was caught by the rope.