OR Jokes

hey you person who's scrolling, pls leave your HONEST opinion on life. Do you think "life sucks" or "eh its okay." etc it can be short if you dont want to then that's okay.

Popcorn means Photo-Oxidant formation by Plant-emitted Compounds and OH Radicals in Northeastern Germany. HO means a woman, in particular one who has many casual fricking encounters or relationships. So basically, popcorn is a woman in plant based frick chamber in a nazi camp.

"I wish I was either Christmas lights or a mistletoe " " why?" "Because I want to hang"

What do parents tell little boys to make them behave? Be good, or when you're asleep, Michael Jacksdon will get you.

Ur forehead’s so big that I was tryna figure out if that was you or the moon.

whats the diffrents between apples or orphans apples get picked

bro living is so expensive and im not even having fun doing it or getting my moneys worth

I don’t know if Jesus was black or white, but I know he’s for sure wasn’t Asian because people wouldn’t ask him to take the wheel

what fall's first the emo or the leaf. the leaf the emo was hanging

Who would win in a fight, in a boxing ring? Mike Tyson or Helen Keller with a Tommy gun? Mike Tyson. Helen Keller never heard the bell.

do you have a sunburn or you just always this hot

What will fall faster an emo or an apple? An apple because the emo would get caught on the rope

whats the diference between a dead person and a walkie talkie

a dead person does not walkie or talkie

Women should have the right to choose whether they want to do cooking or cleaning first.

Have you heard about the new cereal? It's called "Prostituties". They don't snap, crackle or pop, but they sure do bang!

What is a yellow dog Libertarian? A yellow dog Libertarian is a Libertarian who is blindly loyal to the Libertarian Party, he or she who is a yellow dog Libertarian is a card carrying member of the Libertarian Party who would not vote for a progressive Democrat or a conservative Republican even if their life depended on it 🐕 🗽