OR jokes
"I wish I was either Christmas lights or a mistletoe."
"Why?"
"Because I want to hang!"
What do you call a kid with an eyepatch and no arms or legs? Names.
How do you see the difference between a cow and a bull? It’s either one or the udder.
What falls first, the emo or the leaf? The leaf. The emo was hanging.
What do you call a guy at your doorstep with no arms or legs? Matt.
Memes
Funny Test Answers #7
Bro, living is so expensive, and I'm not even having fun doing it or getting my money's worth.
Who is Osama Bin Laden’s secret cousin? Barack Obama or Barack Osama Bin Laden?
You know why Santa's saying is "Ho Ho Ho?"
How else is he supposed to give boys and girls a baby brother or sister for Christmas?
Ever seen twins?
If you said yes, was it before or after 2001?
What will fall faster, an emo or an apple?
An apple, because the emo would get caught on the rope.
Women should have the right to choose whether they want to do cooking or cleaning first.
What hits the ground first, an apple or an emo girl?
The rope would catch her.
Why do orphans only have 363 days in a year?
Because they don’t have a “mother’s” or “father’s” day!
What's the difference between apples and orphans?
Apples get picked.
Do you have a sunburn, or are you just always this hot?
I done a thing where we have chat hangouts with people that like Gwen or just want to hang out, do stuff.
All people are invited!
We have a lot! Enjoy!
Old woman: You are such a darling child. Please come and see me again next year.
A year later, as child walks up to the door of the old lady's house...
Old woman: Oh my! Goodness sakes, child! Have you grown, or have I shrank???
Child: Both.
Bunger got me like:
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Is "buttcheek" one word, or should I spread them?
Two friends are arguing and one friend says, "Jason Warhis is not afraid of water and not ifs, ands, or buts about it."
And the other friend says, "Butt he is."