OR jokes

One like and whatever you say in the comments I'll do, but one rule: it can only be 2-4 hours in or out of Gloucestershire and South Gloucestershire.

I told a Chinese man, "Which is better, cats or dogs?"

He said, "Dogs."

I said, "Why?"

He said, "Because dogs tasted better than cats."

We split because she would always say I never listen, or something like that.

Bro, living is so expensive, and I'm not even having fun doing it or getting my money's worth.

Two friends are arguing and one friend says, "Jason Warhis is not afraid of water and not ifs, ands, or buts about it."

And the other friend says, "Butt he is."

Small word of advice: Don't wait till next month or next year to do stuff with the people you love, because they may be gone by then. You don't realize, but every second there is someone who dies, and it just could be your loved one.

Is "buttcheek" one word, or should I spread them?

I done a thing where we have chat hangouts with people that like Gwen or just want to hang out, do stuff.

All people are invited!

We have a lot! Enjoy!

Why do orphans only have 363 days in a year?

Because they don’t have a “mother’s” or “father’s” day!

What's the difference between apples and orphans?

Apples get picked.

Bunger got me like:

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Ever seen twins?

If you said yes, was it before or after 2001?

You know why Santa's saying is "Ho Ho Ho?"

How else is he supposed to give boys and girls a baby brother or sister for Christmas?

Women should have the right to choose whether they want to do cooking or cleaning first.

What falls first, the emo or the leaf? The leaf. The emo was hanging.

What do you call a guy at your doorstep with no arms or legs? Matt.

What's the worst thing to happen to a Japanese person in WW2... being drafted as a kamikaze pilot, or existing with a Fat Man or Little Boy?

What do you call a kid with an eyepatch and no arms or legs? Names.

How do you see the difference between a cow and a bull? It’s either one or the udder.

Your forehead's so big that I was tryna figure out if that was you or the moon.