OR jokes
Bro, living is so expensive, and I'm not even having fun doing it or getting my money's worth.
It’s amazing just how paranoid Hitler was.
In Hitler’s Germany, it was illegal to make jokes about him or his regime.
Come on! Forbidding Germans from making jokes? Isn’t that a bit like forbidding Americans from eating salad?
Where can a gay male that is abled bodied find the location of a glory hole if he is looking for a free and anonymous blowjob from another gay male?
From a physically disabled gay male who is either at the gym 💪 💪 🏋️♂️ or at the rest area ♿️ 🚹 🚽.
What's the difference between a dead person and a walkie-talkie?
A dead person does not walkie or talkie.
Imagine if a disabled person's last name was Runner or Walker! 😬😂
We split because she would always say I never listen, or something like that.
Marry or don't marry, you will regret both!
One like and whatever you say in the comments I'll do, but one rule: it can only be 2-4 hours in or out of Gloucestershire and South Gloucestershire.
I told a Chinese man, "Which is better, cats or dogs?"
He said, "Dogs."
I said, "Why?"
He said, "Because dogs tasted better than cats."
What falls first, the emo or the leaf? The leaf. The emo was hanging.
How do you see the difference between a cow and a bull? It’s either one or the udder.
Your forehead's so big that I was tryna figure out if that was you or the moon.
What do you call a guy at your doorstep with no arms or legs? Matt.
What do you call a kid with an eyepatch and no arms or legs? Names.
"I wish I was either Christmas lights or a mistletoe."
"Why?"
"Because I want to hang!"
Are you happy to see me, or is that a bomb strapped to your chest and a detonator in your hand?
What fell out of the tree first, the apple or the emo?
The apple, the emo was caught by the rope.
Anyone on this app is homeless and has no point in life. Well, I'm on this app 24/7, so do I have no point in life 24/7, or am I just weird and unwanted?
I'm playing a game of HANGMAN. Is there an 'S' or a 'C'?
MIKE PEN__E??
Roses are red, violets are blue, Your ass is clean because Randy won’t stop liking [it].