OR jokes
Bunger got me like:
😂 Face with Tears of Joy Emoji - Emojipedia https://emojipedia.org › face-with-tears-of-joy A yellow face with a big grin, uplifted eyebrows, and smiling eyes, each shedding a tear from laughing so hard. Widely used to show something is funny or...
What's worse, being loved or hated? 'Cause when you're loved you could be left alone or be betrayed, but when you're hated no one's there to leave you. What do you think?
How do mountains get big?
They go trick-or-treating!
What fell out of the tree first, the apple or the emo?
The apple, the emo was caught by the rope.
Women should have the right to choose whether they want to do cooking or cleaning first.
What do you call a guy at your doorstep with no arms or legs? Matt.
What do you call a kid with an eyepatch and no arms or legs? Names.
Ever seen twins?
If you said yes, was it before or after 2001?
You know why Santa's saying is "Ho Ho Ho?"
How else is he supposed to give boys and girls a baby brother or sister for Christmas?
What falls first, the emo or the leaf? The leaf. The emo was hanging.
Who is Osama Bin Laden’s secret cousin? Barack Obama or Barack Osama Bin Laden?
There is a kid in my school who is exactly like Dahmer, but he doesn't eat ppl. Or does he...?
He's Dahmer's son @domink.
What will fall faster, an emo or an apple?
An apple, because the emo would get caught on the rope.
"I wish I was either Christmas lights or a mistletoe."
"Why?"
"Because I want to hang!"
Bro, living is so expensive, and I'm not even having fun doing it or getting my money's worth.
I told a Chinese man, "Which is better, cats or dogs?"
He said, "Dogs."
I said, "Why?"
He said, "Because dogs tasted better than cats."
How do you see the difference between a cow and a bull? It’s either one or the udder.
Your forehead's so big that I was tryna figure out if that was you or the moon.
Are you happy to see me, or is that a bomb strapped to your chest and a detonator in your hand?
Anyone on this app is homeless and has no point in life. Well, I'm on this app 24/7, so do I have no point in life 24/7, or am I just weird and unwanted?