You know why Santa's saying is "Ho Ho Ho?"
How else is he supposed to give boys and girls a baby brother or sister for Christmas?
OR Jokes
Ever seen twins?
If you said yes, was it before or after 2001?
What will fall faster, an emo or an apple?
An apple, because the emo would get caught on the rope.
Women should have the right to choose whether they want to do cooking or cleaning first.
What hits the ground first, an apple or an emo girl?
The rope would catch her.
Why do orphans only have 363 days in a year?
Because they don’t have a “mother’s” or “father’s” day!
What's the difference between apples and orphans?
Apples get picked.
Do you have a sunburn, or are you just always this hot?
I done a thing where we have chat hangouts with people that like Gwen or just want to hang out, do stuff.
All people are invited!
We have a lot! Enjoy!
Old woman: You are such a darling child. Please come and see me again next year.
A year later, as child walks up to the door of the old lady's house...
Old woman: Oh my! Goodness sakes, child! Have you grown, or have I shrank???
Child: Both.
Bunger got me like:
😂 Face with Tears of Joy Emoji - Emojipedia https://emojipedia.org › face-with-tears-of-joy A yellow face with a big grin, uplifted eyebrows, and smiling eyes, each shedding a tear from laughing so hard. Widely used to show something is funny or...
Is "buttcheek" one word, or should I spread them?
Two friends are arguing and one friend says, "Jason Warhis is not afraid of water and not ifs, ands, or buts about it."
And the other friend says, "Butt he is."
What's worse, being loved or hated? 'Cause when you're loved you could be left alone or be betrayed, but when you're hated no one's there to leave you. What do you think?
Popcorn means Photo-Oxidant formation by Plant-emitted Compounds and OH Radicals in Northeastern Germany.
HO means a woman, in particular one who has many casual fricking encounters or relationships. So basically, popcorn is a woman in plant based frick chamber in a nazi camp.
Hey, you person who's scrolling, please leave your HONEST opinion on life. Do you think "life sucks" or "eh, it's okay," etc.? It can be short; if you don't want to, then that's okay.
How do mountains get big?
They go trick-or-treating!
Is it just me, or are you the prettiest person I've seen today?
A kid is trick-or-treating. He knocks on a door. Then someone opens the door and the kid said, "HI, I'M THE WICKED WIENER!"
An action hero stops a man running by throwing a tire at him.
What is his one liner? "I told you to stop running or you will get tired."
