OR jokes

Mistletoe

"I wish I was either Christmas lights or a mistletoe."

"Why?"

"Because I want to hang!"

Kid

What do you call a kid with an eyepatch and no arms or legs? Names.

Cow

How do you see the difference between a cow and a bull? It’s either one or the udder.

Emo

What falls first, the emo or the leaf? The leaf. The emo was hanging.

Guy

What do you call a guy at your doorstep with no arms or legs? Matt.

Memes

Living

Bro, living is so expensive, and I'm not even having fun doing it or getting my money's worth.

Cousin

Who is Osama Bin Laden’s secret cousin? Barack Obama or Barack Osama Bin Laden?

Santa

You know why Santa's saying is "Ho Ho Ho?"

How else is he supposed to give boys and girls a baby brother or sister for Christmas?

Emo

What will fall faster, an emo or an apple?

An apple, because the emo would get caught on the rope.

Woman

Women should have the right to choose whether they want to do cooking or cleaning first.

Orphan

Why do orphans only have 363 days in a year?

Because they don’t have a “mother’s” or “father’s” day!

Hangout

I done a thing where we have chat hangouts with people that like Gwen or just want to hang out, do stuff.

All people are invited!

We have a lot! Enjoy!

Child

Old woman: You are such a darling child. Please come and see me again next year.

A year later, as child walks up to the door of the old lady's house...

Old woman: Oh my! Goodness sakes, child! Have you grown, or have I shrank???

Child: Both.

Bunger

Bunger got me like:

😂 Face with Tears of Joy Emoji - Emojipedia https://emojipedia.org › face-with-tears-of-joy A yellow face with a big grin, uplifted eyebrows, and smiling eyes, each shedding a tear from laughing so hard. Widely used to show something is funny or...

Butt

Two friends are arguing and one friend says, "Jason Warhis is not afraid of water and not ifs, ands, or buts about it."

And the other friend says, "Butt he is."