OR jokes
Who would win in a fight, in a boxing ring? Mike Tyson or Helen Keller with a Tommy gun?
Mike Tyson. Helen Keller never heard the bell.
Where can a gay male that is abled bodied find the location of a glory hole if he is looking for a free and anonymous blowjob from another gay male?
From a physically disabled gay male who is either at the gym 💪 💪 🏋️♂️ or at the rest area ♿️ 🚹 🚽.
What's the difference between a dead person and a walkie-talkie?
A dead person does not walkie or talkie.
Today I asked my best friend what their favorite joke was. They started waving their hands around, and I thought it was a sign to go, thinking I had offended them or something. Turns out they were mute...
Q. What hits the ground first when falling out of a tree, a leaf or an emo kid? A. A leaf. There is usually a rope to stop the emo kid.
It’s amazing just how paranoid Hitler was.
In Hitler’s Germany, it was illegal to make jokes about him or his regime.
Come on! Forbidding Germans from making jokes? Isn’t that a bit like forbidding Americans from eating salad?
One like and whatever you say in the comments I'll do, but one rule: it can only be 2-4 hours in or out of Gloucestershire and South Gloucestershire.
Marry or don't marry, you will regret both!
I told a Chinese man, "Which is better, cats or dogs?"
He said, "Dogs."
I said, "Why?"
He said, "Because dogs tasted better than cats."
My wife (or husband) told me to get six cans of Sprite from the grocery store.
I had just realized when I got home that I had picked up 7-Up.
We split because she would always say I never listen, or something like that.
What do you call a guy at your doorstep with no arms or legs? Matt.
There is a kid in my school who is exactly like Dahmer, but he doesn't eat ppl. Or does he...?
He's Dahmer's son @domink.
Your forehead's so big that I was tryna figure out if that was you or the moon.
Bro, living is so expensive, and I'm not even having fun doing it or getting my money's worth.
What will fall faster, an emo or an apple?
An apple, because the emo would get caught on the rope.
Women should have the right to choose whether they want to do cooking or cleaning first.
"I wish I was either Christmas lights or a mistletoe."
"Why?"
"Because I want to hang!"
What do you call a kid with an eyepatch and no arms or legs? Names.
What falls first, the emo or the leaf? The leaf. The emo was hanging.