OR jokes

Why was the orphan so good at baseball?

Because his coach said, "Go long or go home."

Saint Nicholas is the patron saint of working girls. Call girls. Hookers. Prostitutes. And the association is a long one, going back to the very earliest legends which place St. Nick as a Greek bishop in Myra, Lycia in what is now the Turkish Mediterranean - three centuries after Christ.

Saint Nicholas is notable primarily for giving secretly to the poor, and supposedly the first to benefit were three young ladies whose poor father couldn't afford wedding or dowry to marry them off - destining them instead to a life of prostitution. St. Nick supposedly threw a bag of gold through the window to pay for the wedding but, by the third attempt, the poor father was watching to determine the identity of the anonymous benefactor. Santa outsmarted him by dropping the last bag of coins down the chimney.

So, whenever you see Santa, he always travels with his three favourite sex workers - who seemingly never grow old. On a quiet, still Christmas night you can even hear him call them.

Ho! Ho! Ho! And to all a good night.

Is it just me or is your personality fake as well? Can't tell because everything about you is.

How many bisexuals does it take to change a light bulb?

Depends, are you AC or DC? However many turn you on.

How many optometrists does it take to change a light bulb?

One (flips lens) or two? One (flips another lens) or two?

Are those tears real or are they like you? Fake.

What came first: the chicken or the egg?

Doesn't matter, in the future, they'll come together.

That's a knee slapper, or should I say, a wheel slapper?

The Schönes restaurant has a great atmosphere. Order a counter and pay Tari, or Eich super made sure food and drinks stayed upright.

The historic gastronomy of the Hochspreizener, however, is even better. The lasagna is delicious and the rest will be waiting for you for days. Microwave effect. War is great.

This company is not cheap and the methods are excellent.

Which hole talks faster? Your mouth or your ass? Can't tell the difference because they both run shit at once.

Remember: Alcohol doesn't solve your problems, but neither does milk or water.

I am so cool that even the fridge or a snowman would shiver his timbers when they see me :).

A lovely and clean kebab restaurant with the option to sit at the bar, sit outside, or eat in.

Besides kebabs, they also offer other typical dishes, such as cholodki. They also have a selection of different pizzas. The photo shows various kebab dishes with potatoes, rice, and salad. This time, the rice is mixed with oats. Enjoy! The other two kebabs are also delicious, but I didn't try them. As always, I was treated very kindly, and the service and quality ensured that they were always happy to help.

As a foodie, I have to say that this is the best kebab restaurant. Next time, I'll try the pizza and come back again.

What is 6-inch long, in every men's pants or hands, and girls want?

- A smartphone, freak.

Autists either believe everything you tell them or are nonstop skeptics. There is no in-between.

American-accented, British pronunciation, what am I?

Either Canadian or European.

Is a disabled person who has no arms but has guns armed or not armed?

The real reason women are always cold is because they’re not in front of a stove or an oven. So, naturally, when they leave the habitat, they need to have two blankets.

I watched an episode of Law & Order Special Victims Unit. It turns out it's about rape. I thought it was going to be about crimes on a short bus or something.

Would you rather have ten babies in one trash can or one baby in ten trash cans?