Hi guys, I have a brain teaser for you! Leave it in the comment section if you figure it out. Here you go! If you kill yourself (suicide which is technically murder) will you go to Heaven or Hell? Because you murdered yourself, but what if you were a Christian? That was my brain teaser for you guys! make sure you leave what you came up with for the answer in the comment section below!! PEACE OUT!!!! :)
Why didn't they just switch him on and off again or switch his batteries
Which one fell first?............ The depressed kid or the feather look at 1st comment to see answer
What has teeth but doesn't use them to chew the answer would be a comb or a piano but technically if you ripped someone's teeth out and hand them to them they have teeth but can't chew with them
There are two muffins baking in an oven. One muffin says to the other, "Phew, is it getting hot in here or is it just me?" The other muffin says, "AAAAHHH!! A TALKING MUFFIN!"
Are suicide bombers taught properly how to fly or... Are they just given a quick crash course?
knock knock whos there who who who are you a owl or something
Hello if you don't know me (Which you probably don't) my Name is watersharky or ws or Shark. I am a normal weird kid\preteen and that's it. If you want more info on me I will gladly share! Shark out.
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Hey guys todays funnyiest prank: Is when I poored a bunch of red whine into the chicken salad...to be honest and was a TON of whine I purded in there! My family could not tell the dirfense at all! Anyway bye thats the prankster! Next time or see time next!
Y'all I'm suspended till wendsday and can't do much cuz I'm on a tablet not my computer. Tell autterpop I won't be on till wendsday or after
Bro I love hanging out with white people, its either we play Yahtzee Or We Playin Nazi
As a fellow emo i find these very rude and disrespectful plz take off or i tell mom.
Also, if anyone knows any high bridges nearby please tell me (I'm asking for a friend)
P.S. I have no friends
a friend texts to another "hey", they reply, "What's up?". The first friend then replies with a simple answer, "the sky!", but the other friend intervenes and says, "no it's the ceiling!". To then the first friend finishes the greeting with, "unless you're homeless or six feet under."
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How does a kid with no arms or legs like a video on youtube when they say smash the like button? they literally smash the like button ''uuuuuugghghhhgBANG''
A physicist, an engineer and a programmer were in a car driving over a steep alpine pass when the brakes failed. The car was getting faster and faster, they were struggling to get round the corners and once or twice only the feeble crash barrier saved them from crashing down the side of the mountain. They were sure they were all going to die, when suddenly they spotted an escape lane. They pulled into the escape lane, and came safely to a halt.
The physicist said, "We need to model the friction in the brake pads and the resultant temperature rise, see if we can work out why they failed."
The engineer said, "I think I've got a few spanners in the back. I'll take a look and see if I can work out what's wrong."
The programmer said, "Why don't we get going again and see if it's reproducible?"
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Was it the pills that stopped his coughing or was it the coffin they carried him of in?
Is butt check one word or do I have to spread it
