OR jokes

Why do orphans only have 363 days in a year?

Because they don’t have a “mother’s” or “father’s” day!

Popcorn means Photo-Oxidant formation by Plant-emitted Compounds and OH Radicals in Northeastern Germany.

HO means a woman, in particular one who has many casual fricking encounters or relationships. So basically, popcorn is a woman in plant based frick chamber in a nazi camp.

Is it just me, or are you the prettiest person I've seen today?

Do you have a sunburn, or are you just always this hot?

An action hero stops a man running by throwing a tire at him.

What is his one liner? "I told you to stop running or you will get tired."

How do mountains get big?

They go trick-or-treating!

Hey, you person who's scrolling, please leave your HONEST opinion on life. Do you think "life sucks" or "eh, it's okay," etc.? It can be short; if you don't want to, then that's okay.

A kid is trick-or-treating. He knocks on a door. Then someone opens the door and the kid said, "HI, I'M THE WICKED WIENER!"

A guy asks his priest friend what he wants to eat, and the priest says "bad boys." Then his friend asks, "What kebab do you want?" and the priest says, "B Bricked up Caucasian or Asian will do."

Imagine if a disabled person's last name was Runner or Walker! 😬😂

Madeline McCann must have been homeless or something, she was sure eager for the free candy.

A little girl walks into the bathroom and sees her mom naked taking a shower and asks, "Mommy, mommy, when am I gonna get breasts?" Mom says, "Oh, when you're 12 or 13." The little girl looks down and see’s her pubes and asks, "Mommy, mommy, when am I gonna get hair down there?" Mom says, "Oh, about the same time you get breasts."

Then the little girl walks in and sees her dad sitting on the bed with a hard on and asks, "Daddy, daddy, when am I gonna get one of those?" Dad says, "Soon as your mom leaves for work."

What is a yellow dog Libertarian?

A yellow dog Libertarian is a Libertarian who is blindly loyal to the Libertarian Party, he or she who is a yellow dog Libertarian is a card carrying member of the Libertarian Party who would not vote for a progressive Democrat or a conservative Republican even if their life depended on it! 🐕 🗽

Would you rather get a massage from a man or get major surgery from a woman?

Hi guys, I just found this website. I got emailed by joshisboss or something. Have a great day! 👍

Can we have sex, because if we don't, I can't like you, big, thick booty!

So let's have sex in bed, you sexy woman, or behind a tree, because shoving my dick in your pussy is a very nice feeling while sucking your ass.

Orphans might as well join the military or a gang because they have no family.

Why was the orphan so good at baseball?

Because his coach said, "Go long or go home."

How do you tell an Indian person from a Muslim?

Are you 7/11 or 9/11?

If anyone ever makes a time machine, please make a bunker for Hitler/the Nazis and send them to 2050. I want to see who would die first, future us or them.