"Go big or go home", that's what some people say.
"Go loud and proud", that's what other people say.
"Go out with a big, loud bang!", that's what I say.
I cannot moderate myself at all. It's either I don't take my meds, or I take the entire bottle. Decisions decisions...
How did the orphan become famous? They said, "Go big or go home."
A blind woman tells her boyfriend that she’s seeing someone. It’s either really terrible news or really great news.
Is Depression an emotion or a state of mind? I call it a lifestyle
Why are there only 363 days in an orphan's calendar? They don't have Father's or Mother's Day.
My friend got mad when he caught me smelling his sister's panties. I don't know why he was mad, maybe because she was wearimg them, or because his whole family was watching. Either way it made the funeral a bit awkward.
What is the difference between a feminist and a vegetarian? A vegetarian doesn't eat meat for moral, religious, or health reasons. However, a feminist doesn't act like a bitch for moral, religious, or health reasons.
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Abner’s wife was laying on her death bed. She suddenly used all her strength to sit up and say to her husband, “I must tell you something, or my soul will never know peace. I have been unfaithful to you, Abner. In this very house, not one month ago.” “Hush, dear,” soothed Abner. “I know all about it. Why else have I poisoned you?”
If you die a virgin, then where does your v-card go? Does it go with you to the grave or does your mortician take it from you?
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Why can’t an orphan get suspended or expelled from school? Because they need to contact parents.
What’s the difference between stephan hawking and a walkie talkie. He can’t walkie or talkie
Kid: "Hey dad, what's dark humor?"
Dad: "Go walk up to that homeless guy and throw a rock at him."
Kid: "But dad, I don't have any legs or arms."
Dad: "Exactly, son."
I don’t know what’s worse: Finding bucket loads of porn on my dad’s laptop, or finding out he was in all of them
When Bubba's condom broke, he spent a lot of sleepless nights wondering if he was going to be an uncle or a dad.
"Dude, can you believe Republicans are opposed to homosexuality, women's rights, and immigration, yet they are silent when it comes to incest and child molestation?"
"Well, I'm not surprised. Republicans have to win the Alabama vote, or else."
did you fall from heaven? or did you fall from the cliff up there?
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