If your reading this then good lets stop this hating on this site! We can just get along or if not then don't say anything at all! "Kiss"
"Go big or go home", that's what some people say.
"Go loud and proud", that's what other people say.
"Go out with a big, loud bang!", that's what I say.
I cannot moderate myself at all. It's either I don't take my meds, or I take the entire bottle. Decisions decisions...
How did the orphan become famous? They said, "Go big or go home."
A blind woman tells her boyfriend that she’s seeing someone. It’s either really terrible news or really great news.
Why are there only 363 days in an orphan's calendar? They don't have Father's or Mother's Day.
Is Depression an emotion or a state of mind? I call it a lifestyle
My friend got mad when he caught me smelling his sister's panties. I don't know why he was mad, maybe because she was wearimg them, or because his whole family was watching. Either way it made the funeral a bit awkward.
What is the difference between a feminist and a vegetarian? A vegetarian doesn't eat meat for moral, religious, or health reasons. However, a feminist doesn't act like a bitch for moral, religious, or health reasons.
When Bubba's condom broke, he spent a lot of sleepless nights wondering if he was going to be an uncle or a dad.
Hi guys I am starting a gwen funny club if you wanna join then just type so here hope you have fun! Oh and also can be a Gwen name club for Gwens only!
If you die a virgin, then where does your v-card go? Does it go with you to the grave or does your mortician take it from you?
What’s the difference between stephan hawking and a walkie talkie. He can’t walkie or talkie
Kid: "Hey dad, what's dark humor?"
Dad: "Go walk up to that homeless guy and throw a rock at him."
Kid: "But dad, I don't have any legs or arms."
Dad: "Exactly, son."
I don’t know what’s worse: Finding bucket loads of porn on my dad’s laptop, or finding out he was in all of them
Why can’t an orphan get suspended or expelled from school? Because they need to contact parents.
did you fall from heaven? or did you fall from the cliff up there?
If a person shoot's a person about to commit suicide, is it making it less painful or is it murder?
Screw sister from a mister or brother from another mother. We besties from another testie.
When midgets smoke weed do they get high or do they get medium
