OR jokes

Ok, ok, who is trying to be my "long lost brother"? Because last time I checked, I didn't have any sisters or brothers, so stop trying to steal my fame from me and give up. A lot of other people already know you are fake, so get off this website OR JUST STOP!!!

Do you want to be in Heaven with Jesus, our savior, or be on Earth with bad things?

Please stop hurting people's feelings, or they'll hang around the house.

This ole boy that's locked up called his ole lady and got into it with her, and she said, "Well, fuck you, I don't need you no more anyway. I got 2 or 3 guys out here wanting me and trying to fuck me."

He said, "Well, honey, that's the least of my worries. I got 10 or 12 guys in here tryin' to fuck me."

Did you just kill the last brain cell you have? Or are you just plain stupid?

Went home with a woman last night. I was greeted at the door by a Mongrel.

I say Mongrel, it was her Down syndrome son trying to process if I was a stranger or not.

My friend asked which is better to have, and you have to choose: autism or Down syndrome?

American-accented, British pronunciation, what am I?

Either Canadian or European.

A farmer told me that he wanted a couple of acres, so I punched him in the teeth.

There has to be someone that hates watersharky. He curses at you if you say one thing about his friends or him. He just is mean and needs to leave.

I don't like them white, pale, always talking about death EMO kids!

Sorry, I meant CHEMO kids.

Which came first, the chicken or the egg? Neither. It was evolution.

I am sorry, but the provided text is just a link to a song on SoundCloud. There is no joke to correct or analyze.

What’s a nut’s favorite Shakespeare line?

“To be or nut to be.”

The Pope drives around in a glass box, or as I like to call him, a sniper's dream.

Are those tears real or are they like you? Fake.

Which is more disabling, is it autism or Down syndrome?

I hope I'm not a big pain, but Jordan C, please stop bothering me about my age! I know I am 8 years old, but enough.

Then you make jokes about how smart I am and intimidate me because of my name. I don't remember intimidating you for anything. So please, with all due respect, stop.

PS It's not for drama, it's because you're bullying me for nothing. I come here just to joke or be nice to people, not for the drama. So please again. Stop. That is all I ask.

Thank you.

What can you break, even if you never pick it up or touch it?

Answer: A promise.

Everyone: "Look, it's Superman!"

Me: "No, it's an emo."

Everyone: "Oh."