Libertarian

Libertarian Jokes

πŸ‘±β€β™€οΈ πŸ‘±β€β™‚οΈwhat is the difference between two blondes and a Libertarian? A Libertarian hasn't won a presidential election since 1972 and two blondes are too stupid to run in a presidential election

The Libertarian Party was founded in 1971 and the Libertarian Party has lost every presidential election since 1972, and according to the Libertarian Party the Libertarian Party is the only political party in the United States that is the party of principle, If the Libertarian Party is the party of principle then why hasn't the Libertarian Party won a presidential election since 1972? Because it is politically motivated πŸ‘ πŸ™Œ πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘ŒπŸ‘Œ πŸ€” πŸ’­ πŸ’‘ 🫒 😲 😭 😠 😑 🀬

What is a yellow dog Libertarian? A yellow dog Libertarian is a Libertarian who is blindly loyal to the Libertarian Party, he or she who is a yellow dog Libertarian is a card carrying member of the Libertarian Party who would not vote for a progressive Democrat or a conservative Republican even if their life depended on it πŸ• πŸ—½

To anger a Libertarian lie to him, to anger a Democrat tell him the truth, to anger a Republican sodomize him.