Opinion jokes
"Goodness, that's what Post Malone sounds like?"
"Give me some pre-Malone hip hop any day!"
According to a recent poll, your mother said, "I like the guy who saw the guy who doesn't have a brain!"
It was just a prank, and stop calling our humor "plane." In our opinion, it's fire.
Who dislikes my freestyle?
You're so ugly not even your mom thinks you're beautiful.
Man, I hate the government.
Like this post if you think pineapple belongs on pizza.
I can’t remember if I already said this or not. I might have already said this. Also, this is a true story.
So, I’m walking into a store in Amish country, and there’s this guy with a bear trap. Then my mom’s friend says, "This guy’s gonna catch some bears." Then the Amish guy stops, looks around, and whispers, “It’s for democrats.”
People who make these jokes are plain crazy, more crazy than Islamic extremists.
My name is Ethan, and I don't find this funny.
Abigail Brynn Welch is not funny.
If you don't like racist people, isn't that discrimination?
I hate this website. It sucks. Like if you agree!
Why is falone mentally disabled?
Who knows, and quite frankly, who cares?
Yeah, Eli is hot.
Your face needs to be put in the trash so people don't need to suffer.
like this if you don't like school.
Ted stinks!
I was listening to some Drake in class.
My teacher shouted to turn it off. She then exclaimed that "Drake is mid and his music is very Pessi!" I didn’t understand the meaning until I checked the dictionary and realised it is a synonym for overrated.
"Cheesus" hates me, yeah, I know, 'cause he's a real douchelord fictional character.