Opinion jokes

Girl: "How do you feel about abortion?"

Dad: "Ask your sister."

Girl: "I don't have a..."

You suck.

Tyler is cool.

Where are you right now?

Looking at a fake joke? You are a waste of time and space.

So I walked into this bar and thought, "Wow, this is a dull joke."

I don't like jokes.

Jokes suck.

My friend got a sorry excuse for a new hair style, she says "How do you like my new hair style?"

Me: I think it's a great idea, when are you getting one?

This is supposed to be worst puns but most of them are not puns.

My friend once said my opinion didn't matter. I said, "Why did you call me a female?"

If you hate America, I don't like you :)

Pedophiles are really stupid and need to leave this earth.

Pineapple goes on pizza.

These aren't funny.

I hate people who get offended here, like seriously, it's called dark humor for a reason.

Why does Adam go hockey, you might ask?

In my opinion, he shouldn't go because he is bad, but he needs the armor to protect himself from his own step-dad.

Your mama is so fat, when she stepped on a scale, it said "Damn!"

Dark humor is like a child with cancer...

Never gets old.

You people are sick!!!!!!!!!!!!!! None of these are funny. Sick sick sick!!!!!!!

Are you guys alright?

If you answered yes then you are wrong. You are all LEFT. Kill me, hmph.

(This joke was taken from that none funny b*tch on Britain's Got Talent)

The homophobes writing these jokes.