My son got in trouble for writing the following underneath the question “Do aliens exist?”
“Of course they do! They live in Mexico!”
I said to my girlfriend nothing can ever make you look ugly...
Because you already look ugly.
During a show, I once asked the crowd if they were pro-guns, and the majority belted out in approval.
I asked a man in the front row why he was pro-guns, and he gave me the basic “personal protection liberty 2nd amendment” hooplah.
Very seriously, I told the crowd, “I’m pro-guns because I enjoy living in a world with only four Nirvana albums.”
My friend was the only one who laughed.
Hey guys. I just wanted to say, while I think some rape jokes can be funny, not one of these are. In fact, I find them pretty horrifying.
I was raped when I was fourteen (about six years ago), and I have made one rape joke in my entire life when, last year, I said "I don't fuck with rapists, I just get fucked by them." I thought it was funny. No one else did, and they were probably right in that.
My point is this: rape jokes CAN be funny when they are used by victims as a way of coping with trauma. They CANNOT be funny when they are made about raping someone else. Even if there is a difference between joking about raping someone and raping someone, it is absolutely disgusting to think such a horrific crime is funny, and I am sure at least some of the posters on this page have already crossed the line into committing rape.
Great material for social scientific research, though, gentlemen. Really well done.
Also gehen Addison, Gwen und Bradley alle in eine Bar. Dann schreien sie alle an, sie sollen aufhören, Bier zu trinken, weil sie es nicht mögen. Dann schreien sie den Barkeeper an und sagen, er solle das Bier nicht verkaufen, weil sie es nicht mögen. Die Kunden lachen sie als Paviane aus.
Was machen Addison, Gwen und Bradley? Sie kommen auf diese Seite und argumentieren, dass Witze zu gemein sind, und weil sie sie nicht mögen, stoppen sie jeden, der sie als WITZ macht. Das Ende.
I don't like calculator jokes because they are too overused.
Opinions are like orgasms. The only one that matters is mine and I don't care if you have one.
Why can't Heaven and Hell ever be one 2nd paradise?
Heaven always has 5-star reviews.
"Bully," omg, that girl is so ugly.
"Me," Wait, what...ever.
Aha, tomato macaroni is bad, hahaha.
(I don't even know what on earth I put here, but okay.)
How do you win an argument against an emo?
Kick the chair!
Donald Trump is so stupid his fanboys dislike this.
I dislike the UK with a great taste.
My Wife: How much do you love me??
Me: Count all the stars.
My Wife: Aww, infinity.
Me: No, a waste of time.
Please write your comment.
But do not use words like monkey, donkey, loser, etc.
This joke here is the worst.
Did I ever tell you my father should have been on the plane that crashed into the Twin Towers?
But that's just my opinion.
My best opinion: when life goes to hell, you just go down with it.
Guys, comment below if I should do a name reveal!
I don't give two shits about how evil these are. They're funny.
