Open Jokes

(DOORS)

What door is the 1st door that opens for you

The Elevator to go to the game

what key opens a banana

a mon-key

why do orphan's not like the movie Frozen. bc for them love isn't an open door

Why didn't the opening photo actually have a pic of sex on it I have always wanted to see porn, to bad I have parents and a school Chromebook.

wanna see a joke open the front facing camera

me: *opens a bag of hot cheetos in class*- all my friends: hey bro can i have sum- people i dont know: Pleaze lemme have some PLEAZE i'll be your best friend- people i say no to: (⊙-⊙)(⊙-⊙)(⊙-⊙)(⊙-⊙)(⊙-⊙)(⊙-⊙)

Why is my anus burning? Cause I sat on an open lighter oh god help

what did the substrate say to the active site? cmon baby we fit together open my door lock to fkn key

How does a donkey open a door

With a don(key)

What's the difference between when I opened the window in a car wash and when Kawhi Leonard did it? Atleast my dad didn't get shot in the eye.

me: I have the body of a 28 year old her: prove it me: (opens freezer)

Man: Yelling at mailman.. realizes hes opening the mailbox. Mailman: theres a pipe bomb in your mailbox...

What is Chuck Norris favourite Sonic song Open Your Heart

your so short that you don't have to open the front door to get inside the house

It’s Christmas and sally has a gift she got a Barrie just kidding she still hasn’t opened it

Your arms are open They stretch towards me Reaching, grabbing, pulling me Surrounding me Drowning me in my helplessness Time standing still, inside here Looking through windows, time passing by Let me go, will ya

When you lock the door, but you realize its a pull open door:

Why did the rapper open a bakery?

Because he wanted to make DOUGH

Heard Stephen Hawking is in a new movie and that the theme tune is absolutely banging- think the opening line goes something like “they see me rolling, they hating”