I thought opening a door for a lady was good manners, but she just screamed and flew out of the plane.
wanna see a joke open the front facing camera
what key opens a banana
a mon-key
me: *opens a bag of hot cheetos in class*- all my friends: hey bro can i have sum- people i dont know: Pleaze lemme have some PLEAZE i'll be your best friend- people i say no to: (⊙-⊙)(⊙-⊙)(⊙-⊙)(⊙-⊙)(⊙-⊙)(⊙-⊙)
why do orphan's not like the movie Frozen. bc for them love isn't an open door
What's the difference between a man's wife and his dog? Lock them both in the trunk for three hours and see which is happy to see you when you open it.
Why did the rapper open a bakery?
Because he wanted to make DOUGH from his BEATS
Why did the rapper open a bakery?
To make some DOUGH while he dropped his beats
Why did the rapper open a bakery?
Because he wanted to make DOUGH
Man: Yelling at mailman.. realizes hes opening the mailbox. Mailman: theres a pipe bomb in your mailbox...
What is Chuck Norris favourite Sonic song Open Your Heart
Your arms are open They stretch towards me Reaching, grabbing, pulling me Surrounding me Drowning me in my helplessness Time standing still, inside here Looking through windows, time passing by Let me go, will ya
It’s Christmas and sally has a gift she got a Barrie just kidding she still hasn’t opened it
What's the difference between when I opened the window in a car wash and when Kawhi Leonard did it? Atleast my dad didn't get shot in the eye.
When you lock the door, but you realize its a pull open door:
How does a donkey open a door
With a don(key)
me: I have the body of a 28 year old her: prove it me: (opens freezer)
your so short that you don't have to open the front door to get inside the house
what did the substrate say to the active site? cmon baby we fit together open my door lock to fkn key
Heard Stephen Hawking is in a new movie and that the theme tune is absolutely banging- think the opening line goes something like “they see me rolling, they hating”
