Entrance jokes
Two men walk into a bar, the third one ducks.
Three men walk into a bar. You would think the 3rd one would have ducked! 😅
Two men walk into a bar, and they both hit their heads.
I saw a monkey outside of school and said, "Look, a monkey!" I got expelled the next day.
How does a donkey open a door?
With a don-key.
How do you enter your house?
Through Bill Gates!
When is a door not a door? When it's ajar.
Why was the piano waiting at the front door?
Because it forgot which key to use!
Why are there gates on a graveyard?
Because people are dying to get inside. Lol
What do you call a cute door?
Adoorable.
A blind man walks into a bar, and a table, and a door, and a staircase.
Updated - Grad 2020 Commencement Groupings.
Updated - Grad 2020 Commencement Schedule.pdf
Dear Grad Parents, Please pass the attached Commencement schedule on to your graduate(s). We ask that students arrive 15 minutes prior to their scheduled time and that they do not arrive early. Staff will greet the students outside the main entrance. Students may wear cap and gowns and/or formal wear. There will be more information to follow in the coming days. Thank you.
(Shared from the "Wolves E-genda" app.)
When is a door not a door?
When it is ajar.
Three guys walk into a bar; the fourth one ducks.
Patient: “Doctor, my bottom hurts.”
Doctor: “Can you tell me exactly where it hurts?”
Patient: “Right around the entrance.”
Doctor: “As long as you call it the entrance, it will hurt.”
Want to hear an inside joke? I walked into a house. Want to hear an outside joke? I walked out of that house.
Two men walk into a bar, no clue how they didn't see it.
How many times does Ariana Grande knock at the door?
She doesn’t, she just uses 7 rings.
How do you get to the Hogwarts gym?
Go through the dumbbell door.
Two men walk into a bar. You'd think the second one would've seen it.