people have been telling me that you can get things for free now
the other day i saw a sign saying " FREE PALESTINE "
What is a pedophiles favorite part about Halloween? -- Free delivery.
The only reason why Murrikkkunts think Canada isn't free is because incest is illegal in Canada, in which one can face a sentence as long as 14 years in prison if convicted.
Why did Sally get to go to Hawaii for free?
She washed up on the beach.
Why was Wacko Jacko willing to write a song for the film Free Willy?
He thought that the film's title was a nice phrase to yell out in primary school playgrounds.
Why buy a pregnant slave over a normal slave ? Buy 1 get 1 free 😂😂😂😂
You want some dead batteries? They're free of charge.
Fortnite is like America... At one time it was good and free. Now it's neither.
What's the best part about a dead prostitute.
The second hour is free
What's the best part of working at an abortion clinic?
Free dog food.
Why do I have to go to a shooting range when I can go to school and do it for free
A man ordered a washing machine because his old one stopped working. As soon as the man opened his new washing machine, he immediately rejoiced because there was a woman inside. Without hesitation the man yelled. FREE DISHWASHER!
3 people died and went to Hell. One of them is from America, the second guy is from Germany, and the third guy is from Afghanistan. The devil lets each person make a phone call to their loved ones in the country they came from but they will be charged. The American spends 10 minutes on the phone and is charged $20. The German spends 12 minutes on the phone and is charged $24. The man from Afghanistan spends half an hour on the phone and is charged nothing. The other two guys asked the devil why. The devil responded: "Local calls are free".
What is Donald Trump's favorite game?
Fortnite. Because he can build walls for free.
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So a Irish man is walking his poodle and his buddy comes running up to him saying there’s a new pub in town and they’re giving out free pints. So the man picks up his dog and runs like hell to the bar. But the bar owner stops him and says sorry you can’t go in. The Irish man says why can’t I go in? Well you have a dog sir and that sign over there says no dogs aloud your going to have to leave him outside. Well the Irish man thinks quick and says. I’m blind it’s a seeing eye dog. The owner says that’s ridiculous a seeing eye dog would be a German shepherd or golden Labrador or something like that. The Irish man says well what kind of dog did they give me??😂
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What is the difference between Putin and Hilter. Putin no longer supplies gas and Hitler gives it away for free
In my free time, I like to help blind people
Verb, not adjective
Life is a or like a penis. Long, free, flowimg, and soft, until a woman comes and makes it hard.😉
