Capybara jokes
A blind woman tells her boyfriend that she’s seeing someone.
It’s either really terrible news or really great news.
When meeting her parents doesn't require you to leave the house.
So I caught my girlfriend masturbating with a carrot. My first reaction was "Shit, I was gonna eat that later, but now it’s gonna taste like carrots!"
Dear disabled people, just go to the settings and enable it!
Customer: "Can I get this in a smaller size and a different color?"
Employee: "Ma'am, this is an adoption agency, you can't do that here!"
