Capybara jokes
A blind woman tells her boyfriend that she’s seeing someone.
It’s either really terrible news or really great news.
playing irl fruit ninja on my arm.
when you don't have a phone to play Fruit Ninja and improvise.
That awkward moment when you're checking yourself out in the window of a car and you realize there's somebody inside.
I'm reading this book in braille right now, and I know something's gonna happen, I can just feel it.
