Capybara jokes
A blind woman tells her boyfriend that she’s seeing someone.
It’s either really terrible news or really great news.
playing irl fruit ninja on my arm.
Dear disabled people, just go to the settings and enable it!
That awkward moment when you're checking yourself out in the window of a car and you realize there's somebody inside.
Customer: "Can I get this in a smaller size and a different color?"
Employee: "Ma'am, this is an adoption agency, you can't do that here!"
