Capybara jokes
A blind woman tells her boyfriend that she’s seeing someone.
It’s either really terrible news or really great news.
playing irl fruit ninja on my arm.
I don't like to use the word "kidnapping". So I just use the term: "surprise adoption."
Dear disabled people, just go to the settings and enable it!
That awkward moment when you're checking yourself out in the window of a car and you realize there's somebody inside.
