One jokes
How many times can you subtract ten from one thousand?
One; after that you're subtracting ten from 990.
Why do orphans look at a house for so long?
'Cause they never had one.
Why did the man laugh when he only had just one nickel and one penny in his pocket?
He had a 6 cents of humor.
What did the bus driver say to the lady with one leg?
Hop on.
Why did the golfer change his pants? In case he got a hole in one!
When you have a box of dead babies in your garage and one of them is alive at the bottom and has to eat its way out but goes back for seconds.
Your mama so fat, when she stepped on the scale, it said, "One at a time."
Why do golfers always bring a spare pair of pants?
Because they always get a hole in one!
A person with a wheelchair makes a joke. No one laughs.
Inner thought: "Wheely Manerva, wheely."
Two cows in a field.
One says to the other, "Mooooooo!"
The other says, "Tut, I was gonna say that!"
I have 2000 pounds of one-ton soup.
Teacher: *Reads mythological story about a cyclops*
Me: Does he have one eye cause he's from an incestual family in Alabama?
What did one droplet say to the other?
"Water you thinking?"
I have more STDs than Hicks has friends at the moment. I only have one.
My sister said I'm stupid today, and she's the one who wrote this.
Clowns were doing an egg contest, and one clown had their egg crack, and another clown said, "The yoke's on you!"
How do you stop a baby from crawling on the floor?
Nail one hand to the ground...
How do you stop it from crawling in circles? Nail the other hand to the floor.
Pussies and tits have one thing in common: they're both made for kids, but men end up licking or suckling them.
Wanna hear a joke?
Look in the mirror; I'm sure you'll find one there :')
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Island.
Island who?
Island the one that knows you!