One jokes

I got fired from the bowling ball factory for throwing out the ones that had holes in them.

When Hitler killed himself, he shot himself twice. The first one was Operation Barbarossa, and the second one was his death.

Did you know one of the singers of YMCA had AIDS? Y-M-C-AIDS.

What did one ass cheek say to the other?

"Blimey, what's that smell coming from the corridor?"

Yo momma so fat that it was hard to find the G spot and slip her one at night.

Why can't men play baseball?

Because no one can take the word "balls" seriously anymore.

Did you hear the one about the pecan, the walnut, and the cashew?

It was nut funny.

Me: Are you an alien?

Friend: No.

Me: Yeah, because you're too ugly to be one.

"Addison, are you one of those kids who are very, very, very, very smart? Because you sound like one."

Roses are red, violets are blue, Alexander Boris de Pfeffel had wine and cheese while your loved ones died in the ICU.

An anti-bullying PSA and speeding PSA from the same creator meet one another.

The death toll went sky high.

A peanut and another peanut walk into a bar.

One was a salted peanut.

One time, a man got mad at me because I was hitting on his girlfriend. Like come on, man, it was only a couple of bruises!

I was at school today, and one of my friends said after a test, "Man, that was hard." After that, I started laughing and I said, "That's what she said."

Beans for centuries have been called "false friends," because they have a tendency to talk behind one's back. If you get my drift. 🤣

One day I visited my friend in a hospital.

I remember when I spoke, "You know, sometimes it's reaching its peak and its lowest state, but I know you'll always end like the others at calming and straight!"

Yes, I talked about the heart monitor beside him.

There were three women, one was curvy in all the right places, one was skinny but had a booty on her, and last but not least there’s one that has a BBL. Then comes in a famous rapper, guess which one he picked???

So, I remember growing my own peanuts really well. There's one that's larger than the others. I can't keep my eye off of it.

I'm scared that it moves at night.

I'm being serious. I literally can't keep my eye off it.

When a deaf person has sex, do they use one hand to moan?

I saw one kid in a game. He went, "I love you, tree!" He was dumb as cant tell, sorry.