One jokes

Ricardo Medina, one of the former red Power Rangers, pleaded guilty to killing his roommate with a sword.

One day at school, little Johnny was not listening, so the teacher came up to him.

Teacher: "At the end of this ruler is someone dumb."

Little Johnny: "Miss, which end were you referring to?"

Why can’t anyone sing “hit me with your best shot” at the veterans ball karaoke?

Because every time she sang the line “fire away,” someone started shooting!

I got two cups of milk. One for me and one for my son.

We both drank them at the same time and tried not to puke. I won, since my son is face first on the table with his blood all over.

TELL ME YOU'VE DONE THIS WITHOUT TELLING ME YOU'VE DONE THIS.!!! So, we all know when y'all were in school, y'all would fart, but y'all would try to make it silent, but for me, that one day I farted loud, and everyone could hear. Everyone got to blame the annoying kid.

On one hand he was fantastic and the other a spastic. You could say he was a fantastic spastic.

One day an orphan went to jail, and a big dude went behind him and said, "I want you." The orphan said, "Finally!"

Bully: How’s your girlfriend?

Kid: I don’t have one. How are your parents?

Bully: *cries*

Kid: *Walks out of the orphanage*

Ashley said to me one day, "What is my name?"

And I said, "My name is everyday life of stupidity."

People shouldn't worry about how orphans would feel reading these jokes. It's not like they have parents to buy them a phone or computer to see them, or even a place to charge them even if they did have one.

When God created mankind, he said, "Damn it! One is off color, the other yellowish. The last one is burnt!"

Why did the man laugh when he only had just one nickel and one penny in his pocket?

He had a 6 cents of humor.

What did one butt say to the other?

Something brown is slithering down.

It looks like your dad is not the only one missing.

What did the bus driver say to the lady with one leg?

Hop on.

What’s the difference between an orphan and a flower?

One is beautiful.

One day I seen a little boy walking in the grocery store, so I asked if he was okay, and he said yes. I asked where his parents were, and he said his mom died years ago and his dad is stuck in the milk aisle.

Don’t kill the Earth, it’s the only one with beer.

One time I fucked this chick so hard, she almost came back to life.

There's only one reason our Education Minister is standing by this curriculum.

In her religion, you NEVER pull out.