My sister said I'm stupid today, and she's the one who wrote this.
One Jokes
Clowns were doing an egg contest, and one clown had their egg crack, and another clown said, "The yoke's on you!"
What did the tower say to the other one?
I will see you later; I am about to get hit.
What do 15-year-old boys and washing machines have in common?
They both like keeping one sock for themselves.
Your dad is so smart, he took one look at you and left.
What comment did the United States Senator Kamla Harris make when one of her 64% blue dog democrat constituents called her incompetent?
"Sometimes I sits and thinks, and sometimes I just sits!"
What did one slave owner say to the other slave owner when he couldn’t find his slave?
Don’t worry, I’ll rope him in.
What's the difference between someone with dystonia and someone with misophonia?
One makes the annoying noises, while the other hates the annoying noises.
What's the difference between child abuse and abandonment?
The abused ones are forced to listen while being abused, while abandoned kids cry because they don't have parents anymore.
Which one gets bullied the most, autism, Down syndrome, or ADHD?
Your mom is so fat that when she went on top of one of the Twin Towers, it collapsed.
What did one shark say to the other while eating a clownfish?
I woke up one day to find handcuffs on my bed. Turns out, the girl I drugged yesterday escaped.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Island.
Island who?
Island the one that knows you!
Anne Frank: This one time at camp, someone had too much gas.
I have 2000 pounds of one-ton soup.
Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only ten I see.
Why do golfers always bring a spare pair of pants?
Because they always get a hole in one!
A person with a wheelchair makes a joke. No one laughs.
Inner thought: "Wheely Manerva, wheely."
Two cows in a field.
One says to the other, "Mooooooo!"
The other says, "Tut, I was gonna say that!"
