One jokes
There's only one reason our Education Minister is standing by this curriculum.
In her religion, you NEVER pull out.
Do you know why orphans don't have parents?
Because no one raised you.
One time I fucked this chick so hard, she almost came back to life.
What’s the difference between a hot potato and a flying pig?
One’s a heated yam, and the other’s a YEATED HAM!
One day an orphan threw a boomerang, but it came back, just like its parents.
Memes
How many foster parents does each orphan have?
One half.
The orphan wanted to call home sick, but there was no one.
The orphan went to school to have food, but there was no money in his account.
For me, the best part of depression is remaining charming around strangers but saving the misery for the ones who love you.
Why do orphans miss every hit? Because no one is cheering for them.
Your mom was dating a boy that had a twin brother, but she did it with the wrong one.
How many beans are there in Irish chili?
Answer: 239
Why are there two hundred and thirty-nine?
Answer: (spoken in Irish Brogues) Because if you add one more, it'd be "two farty."
One man said, "The audacity on that deaf kid!"
The other man said, "Bro, does he even have audio?"
When you're watching a 9/11 documentary, that one kid in your class finds the 97th Jenga block and knocks it down.
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they have no one to call "daddy."
What do you call one orphan taking a photo?
A family photo.
I'm still wondering who took Jesus' sandals.
Even the one who ate that dove that sat at Jesus' shoulder. 🤔
What would you do after seeing your most loved one shot? Reload.
Two nuns in a bathtub.
One nun asks, "Where's the soap?"
The other nun says, "It sure does."
So, one day I have a wife, but if it's getting a longer day, she is moving so weird, and I see she has sex with Rick Astley. 😂 [rickrolled]
I was absolutely fuming when I found out my mate was rifling through my mum's knicker drawer.
No one goes in there without my permission!