One jokes
Which one gets bullied the most, autism, Down syndrome, or ADHD?
What did the tower say to the other one?
I will see you later; I am about to get hit.
What's the difference between child abuse and abandonment?
The abused ones are forced to listen while being abused, while abandoned kids cry because they don't have parents anymore.
What's the difference between BTS and Futurama? There's only one Bender in Futurama.
What did one shark say to the other while eating a clownfish?
That one
I woke up one day to find handcuffs on my bed. Turns out, the girl I drugged yesterday escaped.
Anne Frank: This one time at camp, someone had too much gas.
Math Teacher: "If I have 5 bottles in one hand and 6 in the other hand, what do I have?"
Student: "A drinking problem."
There's a one-story house. Everything's yellow, even the kitchen, living room, and bedrooms. What color are the stairs?
The ketchup told a joke. No one was laughing, but the egg was cracking up!
Why do people never kick their own balls?
Because they might lose one!
What's the difference between someone with dystonia and someone with misophonia?
One makes the annoying noises, while the other hates the annoying noises.
What comment did the United States Senator Kamla Harris make when one of her 64% blue dog democrat constituents called her incompetent?
"Sometimes I sits and thinks, and sometimes I just sits!"
Tell an orphan "your mom", but then remember he doesn't have one.
Yo mama's so old, her social security number is one.
I left a ticket to a WNBA game on the dashboard when I went to go get the groceries.
A burglar broke in and left another one on the dashboard.
Who's the most popular guy at the nudist colony? The one who can carry a cup of coffee in each hand and a dozen doughnuts.
What's the difference between a criminal and an orphan?
One is wanted and one's not.
"Wubba Lubba Dub Dub" is one way to describe how my inner child acts, but yesterday I killed them. Now I hear "Wubba Lubba Dub Dub," I’m drowning in the tub.
Why do orphans miss every hit? Because no one is cheering for them.