One jokes
What's the difference between you, your uncle, and your dad?
One didn't go in the closet.
Yo mama so ugly, she made One Direction go the other direction.
Yo mama so ugly, she made One Direction go the other direction.
There's only one reason our Education Minister is standing by this curriculum.
In her religion, you NEVER pull out.
Do you know why orphans don't have parents?
Because no one raised you.
Don’t kill the Earth, it’s the only one with beer.
Green beans, potato salad with the one that was in the fridge for me.
What does a child molester and a Catholic priest have in common? They both prey at church.
Why aren't orphans gay?
Because they have no one to call "daddy."
What's the one game emos hate?
Cut the rope.
One day an orphan threw a boomerang, but it came back, just like its parents.
How many foster parents does each orphan have?
One half.
What's the one school event that orphans don't go to?
Parents' evening.
Thing 1: What's the difference between nuts and almonds?
Thing 2: I don't know, what?
Thing 1: One gets hard faster.
Some boy says 100000 digits of pi, and this other dude can't even remember the 1st one.
What did the window say to the door?
"What are you squeaking about? I'm the one with the panes!"
Get it?
Me: Am actually happy right now.
Life: Lol one sec.
Why have kids? Just go get one now, no nine-month delay.
What has one head, one foot, and four legs? A: A bed.
Q: Did you hear the joke about the roof? A: Never mind, it's over your head!
Q: How many letters are in the alphabet? A: 11. A-L-P-H-A-B-E-T.
Alright, I'm gonna drink the lo-carb one to see how it compares to the normal Monster.
Holy shit, it tastes just like the original one.
There's like a weird after taste though.
Kinda like a sparkling water one.
I love Monster. I've drank about 5 cans already.