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What's the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with boobs? -- One is a crusty bus station and the other is a busty crustacean.
What's the similarity between women and car parking spaces? The good ones are always taken, and sometimes when nobody's looking, you slip in the disabled one
There once was a street named Chuck Norris-They had to change the name because no one crosses Chuck Norris and lives
What's the difference between a hippo and a Zippo? -- One is really heavy, and the other is a little lighter.
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One mans pet is another mans dinner - McNasty
What does a robot do at the end of a one night stand? -- He nuts and bolts.
pilot: *over intercom* we're all going to die
passengers: *start freaking out*
pilot: all of us will one day, no one knows when
passengers: *sigh with relief*
pilot: but it'll probably be when we hit that mountain
Don’t mistake my silence for weakness. No one plans a murder out loud.
I went trick or treating this year with friends. Good thing I dressed as a zombie ....... no one could tell that it was their blood
The furniture store keeps calling me back... But all I wanted was that one nightstand.
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What’s one of the worst motivational things to say to a suicidal person?
“Hang in there!”
What do you call a necrophilic gangbang Cracking open a cold one with the boys
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So my sister is a feminist I asked her what do you to hear a rape joke she said no I still decided to force one down her throat anyway.
An infinite number of mathematicians walk into a bar. The first one orders a beer. The second one orders half a beer. The third one orders a fourth of a beer. The bartender stops them, pours two beers and says, "You guys should know your limits."
I had a huge crush on this girl when I was eight, one recess we met together on the playground and she brought me to the corner of the playground, that was my first kiss and from there it got serious. I told my parents a week later and they freaked out, called the police and they aressted my crush. I miss Mrs. Johnson
