One-night Stand jokes
"Monica Lewinsky has gone down on Bill Clinton several times. What's stopping her from having a one-night stand with Donald Trump?"
"Trump is nothing more than a little pussy, don't ya know?"
What does a robot do at the end of a one night stand? -- He nuts and bolts.
The furniture store keeps calling me back... But all I wanted was that one nightstand.
Memes
What does the cannibal get after a one night stand?
Breakfast in bed!
Whenever I have a one night stand, I always use protection.
A fake name and a fake phone number.
What does a one-night stand have in common with earthquakes? You never know how long they'll last.
What does a carpenter do after a one night stand?
The second nightstand.
When that one night stand says she has AIDS but you laugh, "I choose D!"
She says...wait what?? I have all of the above! XD
My German girlfriend likes to rate our sex between 1-10.
Last night we tried anal, she kept shouting 9!
That's the best I've done so far.
I asked my girlfriend if we could try my rape fantasy last night. She said no. It was the best night of my life.
A 13 year old girl is having a sleepover. One of her friends asks, "When was the last time you had an orgasm?" She replies, "3 days ago." Dad comes bursting in, "I KNEW YOU WERE FAKING LAST NIGHT!"
One night, I saw a woman sitting behind a dumpster. So I took her home. We talked all the way there. When we got home, I gave her a bath. Later on, things started getting passionate. We started doing intercourse, and some of the noises she made you would have thought she was still alive!
Community
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