What does the cannibal get after a one night stand? Breakfast in bed!
What does a carpenter do after a one night stand?
The second nightstand.
What does a robot do at the end of a one night stand? -- He nuts and bolts.
Whenever I have a one night stand I always use protection
A fake name and fake phone number.
When that one night stand says she has Aids butyou laugh "I choose D!" She says...wait what?? I have all of the above! XD
