"Monica Lewinsky has gone down on Bill Clinton several times. What's stopping her from having a one-night stand with Donald Trump?"
"Trump is nothing more than a little pussy, don't ya know?"
One-Night Stand Jokes
What does a robot do at the end of a one night stand? -- He nuts and bolts.
The furniture store keeps calling me back... But all I wanted was that one nightstand.
Whenever I have a one night stand, I always use protection.
A fake name and a fake phone number.
What does the cannibal get after a one night stand?
Breakfast in bed!
What does a carpenter do after a one night stand?
The second nightstand.
When that one night stand says she has AIDS but you laugh, "I choose D!"
She says...wait what?? I have all of the above! XD
