One jokes

Roses are red,

Violets are blue, you look like a donkey, and smell like one, too.

The lunch lady gave me only one carrot. I didn't carrot all.

Two scientists walk into a bar. The first one says, "Can I have a drink of H2O?" Then the second says, "Can I have a drink of H2O2?" and he dies.

What's the difference between a newborn baby and an orphan after a rugby match?

They both come out bloody and crying, but at least one gets picked up.

What is the difference between an orphan and a candle?

One is used.

Farrah Fawcett, upon arriving at the pearly gates, God asked her, for having led such an honest life, to grant her one wish. Farrah simply requested that the children of the world would be safe.

Five hours later, Michael Jackson died.

One day in Roblox, someone was arguing with me, and they asked me my age. "18." They said that they were twenty-two.

Me: "If you're so smart, what's the largest daycare game on Roblox?"

Him: "Yo Hair," he said. Then he left the game, and I said, "That is so messed up. Actually, that's bullcrap."

I come in from work to see my wife dead on the sofa. As I unzip for one last ride, she says, "BOO!" What kind of a dick fuck does that!

I was walking and I saw a girl crying, and she told me to take her dollhouse and I asked why. She said because I don't have one.

A feather and a depressed boy fell at the same time, which one hits the ground first?

The feather, because the rope stopped the child.

Hi guys, I feel forgotten lol. I feel like a banana peel... no one will talk to me. Oh, I got a good idea! We do a Google Meet!

They say one man's trash is another man's treasure. That's why orphanages exist!

One time Michael Jackson had an allergic reaction from eating 12-year-old nuts.

People were deciding how to punish a terrible criminal, and one man came up with a great idea.

He sat him in a movie theater with no food at all and made him watch a 12 hour documentary about the country Hungary.

There was a kid being mean to another kid at an orphanage. The kid said, "Stop!" but the mean one said, "What are you going to do? Call your mommy?"

Africa has every type of gun but one...

A water gun.

If an orphan wants food, who does it? No one. Everybody just watches him starve because they couldn't find his parents.

What is the one word orphans don’t know? Homework.

I fucked your mom, oh wait, you don't have one.

What did one aborted baby say to the other? Nothing. They're both dead.