One jokes

What did one aborted baby say to the other? Nothing. They're both dead.

A feather and a depressed boy fell at the same time, which one hits the ground first?

The feather, because the rope stopped the child.

I fucked your mom, oh wait, you don't have one.

What is the one word orphans don’t know? Homework.

Farrah Fawcett, upon arriving at the pearly gates, God asked her, for having led such an honest life, to grant her one wish. Farrah simply requested that the children of the world would be safe.

Five hours later, Michael Jackson died.

One day in Roblox, someone was arguing with me, and they asked me my age. "18." They said that they were twenty-two.

Me: "If you're so smart, what's the largest daycare game on Roblox?"

Him: "Yo Hair," he said. Then he left the game, and I said, "That is so messed up. Actually, that's bullcrap."

There was a kid being mean to another kid at an orphanage. The kid said, "Stop!" but the mean one said, "What are you going to do? Call your mommy?"

I was walking and I saw a girl crying, and she told me to take her dollhouse and I asked why. She said because I don't have one.

I come in from work to see my wife dead on the sofa. As I unzip for one last ride, she says, "BOO!" What kind of a dick fuck does that!

One day I went to smoke weed with some Mexicans, but they ran away when I asked if they had papers.

What do a condom and a gun have in common? You should never use either one of them.

Hi guys, I feel forgotten lol. I feel like a banana peel... no one will talk to me. Oh, I got a good idea! We do a Google Meet!

When you're at a funeral and you laugh at the body... everyone stares, and one person said, "Isn't that your mom...?"

The other day my brother hit me. I yelled for mom. No one responded.

Two flies were playing football in a saucer. One tells the other, “You’ll need more practice if you want to play in the cup!”

Why can’t orphans have sex?

They have no one to call "daddy."

What do a school shooter and a person with gum have in common?

One's the pull it out everyone wants to be their friend.

A couple and their friends were riding their tricycle, and one wheel fell off. They discussed what to do, and finally the friend said, "Why don't you just use me?" The boyfriend said, "Why did I not think of using the third wheel?"

Viagra is a lot like amusement parks...

It's a one hour wait, for a two-minute ride.

Do you have a halo, cause I can give you one.