What's common in vampires and American kids?
They both don't get old.
I was digging outside and I found my child's old toy, so I ran to find him, but I could not find him, so I was searching for about 6 hours, but then I remembered why I was digging......
Why would the chicken not cross the road?
Because it's too old. (The joke is old.) (The chicken is old.)
Any 8 year old: Sus!
Me: Jake, we're at a funeral!
Q. What do filicide jokes and filicide victims have in common?
A. They never get old.
POV: You are 7 years old and you find a stick. SWORD.
Is your hairline and forehead old friends, because they go wayyyy back?
What do you call it if you find an old organ keyboard on the side of the road?
Organ harvesting.
My 1 year old nephew had a stroke. I know, sounds bad... but he would have needed to learn how to speak and walk anyways.
What do a 100-year-old pornstar and The White Stripes have in common? Icky Thump!
Your mom is so old that her birth certificate says "expired."
What is tall when it's young but short when it's old?
A candle or a pencil!
You're walking one day and a little kid, about 5-6 years old, comes up to you asking, "What's a condom?" You have to give that child the wrong answer, what would you tell them? Comment on what you would tell them.
Have you heard about kids with AIDS?
It never gets old.
What do 7 year old girls want?
To be ate!
How old do you have to be to drink? Any age.
1, 2, 3, 4, 5. I'm old enough to drive, for now I'm still alive, till I crash in that beehive!
I found Jeffrey Epstein’s diary the other day.
The last entry was about 12 years old.
I just prevented an 11-year-old from getting assaulted.
I decided to go home.
I just prevented a 10-year-old from getting assaulted.
Nothing much, I just decided to go home.
