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Did you hear about the old Italian chef?? Yeah he pasta a way. Then a man walked comprehending to be him. Everyone knew he was a in-pasta
A Pedphile brings his Eight year old Daughter to the doctors office. The doctor asked her if she would like some Candy? Her father replies please no more candy for her i gave her enough today.
When I was 8, my sister was half my age. I am 60 now, how old is my sister?
Comments: 30! Give me an easier question next time!
If she’s old enough to smoke She’s old enough to choke If she’s old enough to pee She’s old enough for me
What's an old Japanese mans last words
hey that cloud looks like a mushroom or is it just me
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What does an orphan have in common with a 80 year old women “there parents will never come back
Why should old womon never eat sea food?
Cuz then she'll start acting crabby.
What do you call a 96-year-old who can still masturbate?
miracle whip
Let's hope the new tower doesn't go plane watching like the old ones
North Tower: Hey south tower we can talk later I gotta catch a plane
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If she’s old enough to breed she’s old enough for me
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What’s the difference between a microwave and a 10 year old girl? The microwave doesn’t fart out blood and diarrhoea when you pull your meat out
one time michael jackson had an elergic reaction from eation 12 year old nuts
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What is common with dark humour and unvaccinated kids? - Neither do ever grow old.
If r kelly was a therapist:
14 year old: I hate my life R kelly: I feel you
A man walks into a bar and sees a jar full of money and he asks the bartender what's up with that jar of money bartender says you gotta do 3 task he takes the shot of Jack and the customer says what are the tasks he says the 1st one is but the 1st 1 is I got about a 12' gator in the back that's got a bad tooth and you gotta pull it he says all right what's the 2nd 1 he said I got a big old girl upstairs that aint had no loving in a long time you gotta make her smile he takes another shot of Jack he said all right what's the 3rd 1 he said you see that horse outside you gotta make him laugh and cry Guy goes upstairs goes out back comes out to the front comes back in the other customer said give him the jar The guy says I took care of that lady's tooth and I made that alligator smile well how'd you make the horse laugh he said easy i told him I had a bigger deck then him bartender says how did you make him cry he said easy I showed him
