is your hairline and forhead old friends. cause they go wayyyy back
your hairline is so mesed up i thot a 2 year old cut you up
Why does Micheal Jackson like twenty -eight year olds?
Cuz there is Twenty of them.
Your mom is so old that her birth certificate says experied.
My 1 year old nephew had a stroke. I know, sounds bad ... but he would have needed to learn how to speak and walk anyways.
What do you call it if you find an old organ keyboard on the side of the road? Organ harvesting
What does a 100 year old pornstar and the white stripes have in common? Icky Thump
Q. What do filicide jokes and filicide victims have in common? A. They never get old.
why would the chicken not cross the road? Beacuse its to old.(the joke is old) (the nchicken is old)
Any 8 year old: sus! Me: Jake were at a funeral-
i was digging out side and i found my child old toy so i ran to find him but i could not find him so i was searching for about 6 hours but the i remembered why i was digging......
What do 7 year old girls want? To be ate!
How old do you have to be to drink? any age
Your walking one day and a little kid about 5-6 years old comes up to you asking, "What's a condom"? You have to give that child the wrong answer, what would you tell them? Comment on what you would tell to them.
Have you heard about Kids with aids
It never gets old
1 2 3 4 5. I'm old enough to drive, for now I'm still alive, till I crash in that beehive!
So i was eating this girl out the other day and I GOT AIDS HOW DOES A 9 YEAR OLD GIVE ME AIDS i guess my sister was hanging around the the wrong crowd
A 10 year old girl lays in her bed and excitedly waits for Santa to come. When Santa eventually comes she giggles, shivers and orgasms. Finally, as a special thank you, she sucks off Santa’s wet cock
schools be like "dRuGS arE BaD" then prescribe a 6-year-old Adderall for not wanting to sit in the same spot for 8 hours
what's the difference between me and an old man no one pulled my life support
