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i was digging out side and i found my child old toy so i ran to find him but i could not find him so i was searching for about 6 hours but the i remembered why i was digging......
How old do you have to be to drink? any age
Your walking one day and a little kid about 5-6 years old comes up to you asking, "What's a condom"? You have to give that child the wrong answer, what would you tell them? Comment on what you would tell to them.
1 2 3 4 5. I'm old enough to drive, for now I'm still alive, till I crash in that beehive!
What do 7 year old girls want? To be ate!
is your hairline and forhead old friends. cause they go wayyyy back
At one point in your life, you were exactly pi years old.
A man tried to tame a horse, but always failed. The news spread around town that this man couldn’t tame one single horse. One day, the man went to a bar, where a fairly old man sat next to him. “Well parter!” He began. “I guess your dream horse is more of a NIGHT-MARE!”
What's the natural cure to an old man's inability to forgive people?
Alzheimer's.
Me when people ask how old my Girlfriends are: There 2 their 4 their 6 their 8.
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I came I across a pic of the oldest man on earth on ig , he was 132 years old. I commented age is just a number for him now I'm banned.
I stole my friend's amnesia medication the other day, he was pretty pissed.
But I reminded him of the age-old mantra: "Forgive and forget!"
What does a 100 year old pornstar and the white stripes have in common? Icky Thump
what is tall when it's young but short when it's old?
a candle or a pencil!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
What's common in vampires and American kids ?
They both don't get old .
Why does Micheal Jackson like twenty -eight year olds?
Cuz there is Twenty of them.
Have you heard about Kids with aids
It never gets old
Q. What do filicide jokes and filicide victims have in common? A. They never get old.
