Are you a pirate? Because I have a lot of seamen waiting for you 😉
Ocean Jokes
I went to the aquarium this weekend, but I didn’t stay long. There’s something fishy about that place.
Why did the pirate go to the gym?
To improve his booty strength!
What do you call an ass on a beach?
Sandy cheeks!
There was a blonde, a redhead, and a brunette. They were all trapped on an island, and the nearest shore was 50 miles away.
The redhead swam, trying to make it to the other shore. She swam 15 miles, drowned, and died.
The brunette swam 24 miles, drowned, and died.
The blonde swam 25 miles, got tired, and swam back.
Why did the rapper become a fisherman?
Because they loved dropping BASS.
I met a fat chick at the beach.
People started asking me what I use for bait, or do you want us to help throw the whale back in the water?
Leo is as useful as a screen door on a submarine.
How do rappers communicate underwater?
They drop some sick flow-tation.
Why did the rapper go to the beach?
To drop some QUICKSAND BARS.
Why did the rapper go to the beach?
To catch some sick WAVES of applause!
Why is the bottom of the sea so dark?
Because Black people can’t swim.
My girlfriend went to Tokyo, and she died in the tsunami.
Since I was sad, my friend told me, "Don't worry, there's plenty more in the ocean."
What did one ocean say to the other ocean?
Nothing, it just waved. This was the worst joke ever.
What sits at the bottom of the sea and twitches?
A nervous wreck.
In Mia's world, where bottles and parrots meet, A whimsical symphony takes its seat.
With feathers ablaze, the parrots take flight, Their vibrant hues painting the day with delight.
Mia, a dreamer with a heart full of glee, Embraces the beauty for all to see.
Her bottles, like whispers of stories untold, Capture the magic that time cannot hold.
Each bottle, a vessel of dreams and desires, Unveiling the soul's deepest fires.
They dance in the sunlight, sparkle and gleam, A kaleidoscope of colors in Mia's dream.
Parrots, enchanting with melodies rare, Sing ballads of love, floating through the air.
Their voices, like echoes of nature's sweet call, Enchanting all hearts, big and small.
Mia, with reverence, sets the parrots free, To soar across oceans, to distant lands and seas.
In their freedom, they find their truest grace, A testament to love's boundless space.
And as Mia's bottles journey afar, They carry her dreams, like a guiding star.
Through mountains and valleys, they'll forever roam, In the hearts of dreamers, they'll always find home.
What do you call crabs that do not share their food?
They are shellfish! (ノ≧∀≦)ノ
If your eyes were the sea, I would drown in them.
How do crabs honor their mom’s birthday? The shell-abrate.
What did the hermit crabs do on Mother's Day?
They shellabrated their mommy.
