Say ocean 5 times and you say oh shit

Why did the ocean break up with the pond?

Because the pond was to shallow

How do you clean the ocean? With tide

HEY THE BIGGEST DISTRACTION WILL NEVER BE MY TATTOOS IN THIS FACILITY IF YOU UNDERSTAND WHAT I AM SAYING BUT IN ALL SERIOUSLY WELCOME TO THE BIGGEST FRAT PARTY TAKING PLACE NEAR THE OCEAN I AM MOST LIKELY GOING TELL MY FAMILY THIS OR MAYBE NOT DEPENDING WHAT GOING DOWN I AM VERY ADAPTIVE YHREW DIFFERENT CIRCUMSTANCES

Nobody :

Titanic : sYnCccCc

Iceberg : yAaaYeEee

People : yAaanOooO

Ocean : fUuudD

What did Columbus use to cross the ocean? He used a bus

What is the biggest butt in the world?

The bottom of the ocean

Scientists say I’m made up of 75% of water

But after jumping in the ocean its 100%just like my depression.

Last night, I dreamed I was swimming in an ocean of orange soda. But it was just a Fanta sea. (Fantasy)

How do we know that the ocean is friendly??? It waves

Why didn’t the boy want to read 2000 leagues under the sea? It was too much pressure.

What do you call Mary Berry when she’s on holiday

A Cake By The Ocean

Police arrested a man who dropped his phone in the ocean. The was charged with a salt in battery.

What did one ocean say to the other ocean?

Nothing It just “waved” :)

What did the one ocean say to the other? Nothing it just waved

What did the ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, it just waved.

I hate my life.

What did the ocean say to beach? Nothing,it just wave!

what do you call james , james

Have you ever been to the ocean? Well, the smokers out there probably only seaweed!

yo mama so fat when she asked for a bathtub they put a blanket over a ocean