Hi um okay…Knock! Knock! whoes there? Doris! Doris who? Doris look I need the key! Um…oh here another one! Okay…so sorry I type random things on these joke sites…anyway…okay. What is a book never written: Beutiful sites of the corel rife written by the ocean!
What comes up on small oceans micro waves
What comes up on small oceans micro waves
hat did the ocean say to the shore, nothing it just waved
YOUR MAMA SO FAT WHEN SHE ASKED FOR A WATER BED THEY PUT A BLAKET OVER THE PACIFIC OCEAN
What does the ocean do to its friends? It waves (sorry i wasn’t making any jokes for a while i was getting sick of this thing)
What does the ocean do to its friends? It waves (sorry i wasn’t making any jokes for a while i was getting sick of this thing)
Yo mama is so fat that every step she takes In the ocean creates a tsunami
Why is the ocean so salty? Because the land doesn’t wave back🤣😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😊😊😊😊😊😊😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
What did the Antlantic ocean say to the Pacific ocean? Nothing it just waved.
Why did my mother buy me a honda she knows I can move so she pushed my wheel chair with me in it into the ocean I survived just by a second but a shark got my wheel chair fucking bitch
Why did the whale cross the ocean?To get to the other tide!!!😂
Say ocean 5 times and you say oh shit
Why did the ocean break up with the pond?
Because the pond was to shallow
How do you clean the ocean? With tide
HEY THE BIGGEST DISTRACTION WILL NEVER BE MY TATTOOS IN THIS FACILITY IF YOU UNDERSTAND WHAT I AM SAYING BUT IN ALL SERIOUSLY WELCOME TO THE BIGGEST FRAT PARTY TAKING PLACE NEAR THE OCEAN I AM MOST LIKELY GOING TELL MY FAMILY THIS OR MAYBE NOT DEPENDING WHAT GOING DOWN I AM VERY ADAPTIVE YHREW DIFFERENT CIRCUMSTANCES
Nobody :
Titanic : sYnCccCc
Iceberg : yAaaYeEee
People : yAaanOooO
Ocean : fUuudD
What did Columbus use to cross the ocean? He used a bus
What is the biggest butt in the world?
The bottom of the ocean
Scientists say I’m made up of 75% of water
But after jumping in the ocean its 100%just like my depression.
