Funny

Gwendlen Brown

Hi um okay…Knock! Knock! whoes there? Doris! Doris who? Doris look I need the key! Um…oh here another one! Okay…so sorry I type random things on these joke sites…anyway…okay. What is a book never written: Beutiful sites of the corel rife written by the ocean!

Wave

Ffuunnyy me

What comes up on small oceans micro waves

Wave

Ffuunnnyyy me

What comes up on small oceans micro waves

Wave

Anonymous

hat did the ocean say to the shore, nothing it just waved

Fat

Anonymous

YOUR MAMA SO FAT WHEN SHE ASKED FOR A WATER BED THEY PUT A BLAKET OVER THE PACIFIC OCEAN

Friend

dev

What does the ocean do to its friends? It waves (sorry i wasn’t making any jokes for a while i was getting sick of this thing)

Michael Jackson

Dev

What does the ocean do to its friends? It waves (sorry i wasn’t making any jokes for a while i was getting sick of this thing)

Fat

Over size

Yo mama is so fat that every step she takes In the ocean creates a tsunami

Sea

Anonymous

Why is the ocean so salty? Because the land doesn’t wave back🤣😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😊😊😊😊😊😊😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Puns

Gwen

What did the Antlantic ocean say to the Pacific ocean? Nothing it just waved.

Chair

Joe mumma

Why did my mother buy me a honda she knows I can move so she pushed my wheel chair with me in it into the ocean I survived just by a second but a shark got my wheel chair fucking bitch

Cross

Anonymous

Why did the whale cross the ocean?To get to the other tide!!!😂

Time

Anonymous

Say ocean 5 times and you say oh shit

Sea

Mati

Why did the ocean break up with the pond?

Because the pond was to shallow

Tide

lolup9

How do you clean the ocean? With tide

Difference

Anonymous

HEY THE BIGGEST DISTRACTION WILL NEVER BE MY TATTOOS IN THIS FACILITY IF YOU UNDERSTAND WHAT I AM SAYING BUT IN ALL SERIOUSLY WELCOME TO THE BIGGEST FRAT PARTY TAKING PLACE NEAR THE OCEAN I AM MOST LIKELY GOING TELL MY FAMILY THIS OR MAYBE NOT DEPENDING WHAT GOING DOWN I AM VERY ADAPTIVE YHREW DIFFERENT CIRCUMSTANCES

Titanic

Anonymous

Nobody :

Titanic : sYnCccCc

Iceberg : yAaaYeEee

People : yAaanOooO

Ocean : fUuudD

Bus

Anonymous

What did Columbus use to cross the ocean? He used a bus

Bottom

Anonymous

What is the biggest butt in the world?

The bottom of the ocean

Depression

Anonymous

Scientists say I’m made up of 75% of water

But after jumping in the ocean its 100%just like my depression.

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