What kind of fish 🐟 comes out at night 🌙?
A starfish.
How do fish get to school?
By the octobus.
why was the sand wet? because the sea weed!
Have you heard about the lemming that jumped off a cliff into an ocean?
I heard it was because of pier pressure.
Fisherman are the best at networking.
Police arrested a man who dropped his phone in the ocean. The was charged with a salt in battery.
A wild Iceberg appears. Go titanic! Titanic uses Headbutt The attack misses Titanic Faints
What do sheep wear to the beach? A baa-kini
Why did the octopus cross the road? To get to the other TIDE!!!🤣🐙🐙
What did the cowboy say to the girl on the beach SANDY CHEEKS
Why do scuba divers fall backwards off of the boat? Because if they fell forward, they'd still be on the boat.
What does the titanic and the Montréal Canadiens have in common they both sunk to the bottom of the Atlantic
Why did the ocean break up with the pond?
Because the pond was to shallow
What are fish not allowed to have?seaweed
I brought a new pen that can write underwater, it can also write other words.
Why do Pirates say "Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!" ? First time out at sea, they prepare for battle and say to their commander: "The canons be ready Captain!" "Are" says the Captain (correcting their grammar) "Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!!" they all exclaimed !!
There was a magician on board the Titanic and said that he could make anything disappear. Once the ship had gone down one of the passengers said to him. Go on, so what did you do with ship them?
What’s a bird’s favorite movie? The Parrots of the Caribbean.
When do you know you are getting a good deal on a boat? -- When there's a sail on it.
What did one fish say to the other?
Keep your mouth shut and you'll never get caught.
