Ocean jokes
My girlfriend died in Tokyo during a tsunami. I was sad, but my friend told me, "Don't worry, there are plenty more in the ocean."
Why don't oysters share their pearls?
Because they're shellfish!
How do we know that the ocean is friendly? It waves.
Americans when they think they have the best offensive British jokes: "we threw your tea in the ocean." 💀
British people making offensive jokes about America: "our towers didn’t explode."😎
The Arabian Sea is in which state?
Liquid.
me when rapboat
I drew a picture of a whale in the ocean. My brother asked, "What are you drawing?" I said, "You taking a shower."
What is common in my AirPods and the Titanic?
They sync properly.
Why did the Titanic cross the river to get to the bottom?
It was the year 1912. I was in the SS Titanic, and I woke from a dream to think, "I've heard of wet dreams, but is that WATER?"
Why are pirates called pirates? Because they arrrrrrrr!
Why did the sea cry?
Because it felt salty and blue.
Titanic, doing the polar plunge before it was cool.
What do you call a communist pirate ship?
The USS Arrrrr.
What does a shark and a computer have in common?
They both have megabytes.
Why do mermaids wear seashells?
They are too big for “B” shells, and too small for “D” shells.
What's a fish's least favorite instrument?
A ClariNET!
A fully grown bull Great White Shark is 15 feet long and can open its jaws up to 1.2 meters long. It could eat a small child in seconds. Anyways, I lost my job at the aquarium...
The Titanic is now a resort for fish.
How much does it cost a pirate to pierce his ears?
A buccaneer.
What kind of fish comes out at night?
A starfish.