Ocean jokes
Why don't oysters share their pearls?
Because they're shellfish!
How do we know that the ocean is friendly? It waves.
The Arabian Sea is in which state?
Liquid.
I drew a picture of a whale in the ocean. My brother asked, "What are you drawing?" I said, "You taking a shower."
What is common in my AirPods and the Titanic?
They sync properly.
When you and your friends find a higher form of living
Why did the Titanic cross the river to get to the bottom?
It was the year 1912. I was in the SS Titanic, and I woke from a dream to think, "I've heard of wet dreams, but is that WATER?"
Titanic, doing the polar plunge before it was cool.
Why did the sea cry?
Because it felt salty and blue.
Why are pirates called pirates? Because they arrrrrrrr!
Americans when they think they have the best offensive British jokes: "we threw your tea in the ocean." 💀
British people making offensive jokes about America: "our towers didn’t explode."😎
What do you call a communist pirate ship?
The USS Arrrrr.
Why do mermaids wear seashells?
They are too big for “B” shells, and too small for “D” shells.
What does a shark and a computer have in common?
They both have megabytes.
A man is lying on the beach, wearing nothing but a cap over his crotch. A woman passing by remarks, "If you were any sort of a gentleman, you would lift your hat to a lady." He replies, "If you were any sort of a sexy lady, the hat would lift by itself."
A fully grown bull Great White Shark is 15 feet long and can open its jaws up to 1.2 meters long. It could eat a small child in seconds. Anyways, I lost my job at the aquarium...
What's a fish's least favorite instrument?
A ClariNET!
The Titanic is now a resort for fish.
What kind of fish comes out at night?
A starfish.
How much does it cost a pirate to pierce his ears?
A buccaneer.