Ocean jokes
I wanted to visit my pet fish, but it was hard to sea it through the darkness.
A... B... Sea?
What did the fish say to the other fish?
"I want my life to be H2O-ver!"
I waved to you before, but you never sea me because you're so washed up.
Two pedophiles are on a beach.
One says to the other, "Move over, you're in my sun!"
What if the ocean just raided Titanic of its people? Like instead of it flooding, it was raiding it and threatened the passengers if they told, so they just said an iceberg flooded the ship.
Why couldn't the surfer hang 10?
Because he forgot his feats!
My grandmother made her passage on the Titanic. The ship was not the only thing that went down.
How does water say hi?
It waves.
Why is the bottom of the sea so dark?
Because Black people can’t swim.
Q: What did the iceberg say to the Titanic?
A: I'd hit that.
There was a magician on board the Titanic and said that he could make anything disappear.
Once the ship had gone down one of the passengers said to him, "Go on, so what did you do with the ship then?"
A fully grown bull Great White Shark is 15 feet long and can open its jaws up to 1.2 meters long. It could eat a small child in seconds. Anyways, I lost my job at the aquarium...
What do you call a dolphin in the woods? Dead.
Q: Why did baby shark cross the Pacific Ocean?
A: To find his dad.
This had me wheezing 😂🤣😂🤣
What's a whale's favorite James Bond movie? "License to Krill."
No one wanted to hear my ocean puns, they said they were too fishy.
Why do scuba divers fall backwards off of the boat?
Because if they fell forward, they'd still be on the boat.
People are like sharks; only the great ones are white.
What do you call a fish without an eye?
Fsh!