Ocean jokes
Wash It Away - By Bradley Lewis(watersharky) and Ben Lewis and Watersharky Music Productions - Why does it always feel like I'm the one that's had a bad day?
Whether I'm stuck in traffic or showing up to work late,
Oh this 9 to 5 feels like 9 to forever been working all week
For a jerk that thinks they can say whatever they want to me
I'll just bite my tongue for a couple more days
Soon I'll be in that island sun surfing those waves
I need the beach I love the ocean
Put my feet in the sand
Watch the earth in motion
Ya had a bad week ya had a bad day
Take it to the shoreside and wash it away
Oh yeah
You gotta wash it away
Finally I'm here and I can't even stop myself from smiling
Somebody hand me a beer and I'll check the girls on the island
Don't miss my 9 to 5
Living like a local on this island time
I got those sandy toes and nobody knows jump in the ocean and just go with the flow
I'll miss my sandy toes
I've got to go back before you know this island is my home
I need the beach I love the ocean
Put my feet in the sand
Watch the earth in motion
Ya had a bad week ya had a bad day
Take it to the shoreside and wash it away
Oh yeah
You gotta wash it away
Wash it away
I need the beach I love the ocean
Put my feet in the sand
Watch the earth in motion
Ya had a bad week ya had a bad day
Take it to the shoreside and wash it away
Oh yeah
You gotta
Wash it away
Wash it away
Adam and Eve were sitting on the beach one day, and Eve says to Adam, "Let's go for a swim." Adam replies, "I'm not in the mood."
She says, "Okay, I will go by myself." She puts her toes in the water and splashes around and says, "The water is beautiful, come in!" Adam replies, "Na, still not in the mood."
Eve wades into the water until she gets to her waist. Adam jumps up and yells at Eve standing waist deep and says, "Oh no, now all the fish are gonna smell like that!"
Why does it take so long for the pirates to learn the alphabet?
Because they spend years on C! Pirate: A, B, sea?
Last night, I had a dream that I was swimming in an ocean of orange soda. I guess it was just a Fanta sea!
Fat kid jumps in the pool.
The popular girl: "I thought there was going to be a tsunami."
The fat kid: "I thought trash was not supposed to be in the ocean."
Orcas do it best
Why was the sea sad? Because it was blue.
What is a shark’s favorite TV show? Sea-S-I.
What did the diver say when he was trapped in seaweed?
- Kelp!
I asked the Titanic an icebreaker question.
It couldn't answer.
Why is the sand always pissed off?
Because the sand never waves back!
What's a kind of cat that lives in the water? Octopus.
Why do penguins carry fish in their beaks?
Because they don’t have pockets. I’m
Jack and Rose went on a cruise to do it in the water.
Jack seldom wore a condom, and now they have a daughter.
Yo mama so fat that when she went in the ocean, Spain claimed her for new land.
I went to a disco at a seafood restaurant the other day...
... And pulled a mussel.
What do Madeline McCann and a submarine have in common?
Both are at the bottom of the ocean full of seamen!
What is a fish’s 🐟 favorite game?
Salmon Says!
What do you call a deep diver? A DeepWoken player.
What do you call a fish without an eye?
Fsh!
You're so fat that when you went sunbathing at the beach, Greenpeace came along and pushed you back in the ocean.