Ocean jokes
Why don't oysters share their pearls?
Because they're shellfish!
How do we know that the ocean is friendly? It waves.
I drew a picture of a whale in the ocean. My brother asked, "What are you drawing?" I said, "You taking a shower."
What is common in my AirPods and the Titanic?
They sync properly.
Why did the Titanic cross the river to get to the bottom?
Memes
It was the year 1912. I was in the SS Titanic, and I woke from a dream to think, "I've heard of wet dreams, but is that WATER?"
Titanic, doing the polar plunge before it was cool.
The Arabian Sea is in which state?
Liquid.
Why are pirates called pirates? Because they arrrrrrrr!
Why did the sea cry?
Because it felt salty and blue.
What do you call a communist pirate ship?
The USS Arrrrr.
What does a shark and a computer have in common?
They both have megabytes.
Why do mermaids wear seashells?
They are too big for “B” shells, and too small for “D” shells.
The Titanic is now a resort for fish.
A fully grown bull Great White Shark is 15 feet long and can open its jaws up to 1.2 meters long. It could eat a small child in seconds. Anyways, I lost my job at the aquarium...
What's a fish's least favorite instrument?
A ClariNET!
A man is lying on the beach, wearing nothing but a cap over his crotch. A woman passing by remarks, "If you were any sort of a gentleman, you would lift your hat to a lady." He replies, "If you were any sort of a sexy lady, the hat would lift by itself."
How much does it cost a pirate to pierce his ears?
A buccaneer.
What kind of fish comes out at night?
A starfish.
Once i was walking along the beach and there was a girl with no arms or legs there, i walked by and she said excuse me, will you touch me ive never been touched before, i was like okay so i touched her, i kept on walking along and there was the same girl, she said sir will you kiss me, i went alright so i went up and kissed her, i thought that was weird but anyway i kept walking along and there she was again, she said sir will you fuck me? I went okay so i picked her up and threw her in the ocean and went YOUR FUCKED NOW