Ocean jokes
Where do surfers go to school?
Boarding school.
What does the cent say when it says hello? It waves.
What did the mermaid wear for math class?
Algaebra.
What is a fish without i's?
Fsh.
Why are fish smart?
They live in a school.
Memes
What's a whale's favorite James Bond movie? "License to Krill."
Your mama so fat she sunk the HMS ship!
Why did LankyboxGamesJustin go to the aquarium?
Because he's gonna dance with aquayyyyrium!
What do you call a female octopus? An octopussy.
Well, we started off by ripping up ALL of the decking.
Abandon ship!
Yo mama so stupid she thought seaweed was something fish smoke.
It's tricky when you're both a moth and a sea captain in charge of a ship, but up ahead, you see a lighthouse.
Jack and Rose went on a cruise to do it in the water.
Jack seldom wore a condom, and now they have a daughter.
A fish is dead, who do you call? Aquaman!
A... B... Sea?
Why is the sea salty? Because it is always blue.
I met a fat chick at the beach.
People started asking me what I use for bait, or do you want us to help throw the whale back in the water?
I went to the aquarium this weekend, but I didn’t stay long. There’s something fishy about that place.
Why did the plane crash in the ocean? Because the pilot saw steward Undercut!
Your forehead is deeper than the ocean.