Ocean jokes
What's a whale's favorite James Bond movie? "License to Krill."
What is a fish without i's?
Fsh.
Where do surfers go to school?
Boarding school.
What does the cent say when it says hello? It waves.
Yo mama so fat, when she jumped in the ocean, the whales said, "We are family, even though you're fatter than me!"
Memes
Q: What did the ocean say to the boy?
A: Nothing! Oceans don't talk, silly!
Guys, I'm back...
Here's my joke:
What is blue and red all over?
Blood in the water of a shark attack victim.
Why don't pirates take a bath before walking the plank?
'Cause they just wash up onshore.
Why couldn't the surfer hang 10?
Because he forgot his feats!
What did the pirate say when he saw a ghost? He said, "Oh my God, it's me dead parrot!"
What do you call a whale on a beach?
Banked.
Your mom is so fat, when she swam in the sea, Wales came up to her and said, "We are family, even now you’re fatter than me."
What do you call a female octopus? An octopussy.
Well, we started off by ripping up ALL of the decking.
Abandon ship!
Why are fish smart?
They live in a school.
It's tricky when you're both a moth and a sea captain in charge of a ship, but up ahead, you see a lighthouse.
Jack and Rose went on a cruise to do it in the water.
Jack seldom wore a condom, and now they have a daughter.
A fish is dead, who do you call? Aquaman!
A... B... Sea?
Yo mama so stupid she thought seaweed was something fish smoke.