Ocean jokes
I identify as the Titanic, because I'm a wreck.
I heard the Kardashians were going on a cruise soon.
As if there's not already enough plastic in the ocean.
I asked the Titanic an icebreaker question.
It couldn't answer.
"We can't go over it, we can't go under it. Oh no, we'll have to go through it!"
What does the cent say when it says hello? It waves.
Yo mama so fat, when she jumped in the ocean, the whales said, "We are family, even though you're fatter than me!"
What is a fish without i's?
Fsh.
Why don't pirates take a bath before walking the plank?
'Cause they just wash up onshore.
Your mom is so fat, when she swam in the sea, Wales came up to her and said, "We are family, even now you’re fatter than me."
Q: What did the ocean say to the boy?
A: Nothing! Oceans don't talk, silly!
Guys, I'm back...
Here's my joke:
What is blue and red all over?
Blood in the water of a shark attack victim.
What do you call a whale on a beach?
Banked.
Why couldn't the surfer hang 10?
Because he forgot his feats!
What did the pirate say when he saw a ghost? He said, "Oh my God, it's me dead parrot!"
Your mama so fat she sunk the HMS ship!
Well, we started off by ripping up ALL of the decking.
Abandon ship!
It's tricky when you're both a moth and a sea captain in charge of a ship, but up ahead, you see a lighthouse.
Why are fish smart?
They live in a school.
Jack and Rose went on a cruise to do it in the water.
Jack seldom wore a condom, and now they have a daughter.
A... B... Sea?