Ocean jokes
Why is the sea salty? Because it is always blue.
Well, we started off by ripping up ALL of the decking.
Abandon ship!
It's tricky when you're both a moth and a sea captain in charge of a ship, but up ahead, you see a lighthouse.
What do you call a female octopus? An octopussy.
Jack and Rose went on a cruise to do it in the water.
Jack seldom wore a condom, and now they have a daughter.
Memes
A... B... Sea?
Why are fish smart?
They live in a school.
A fish is dead, who do you call? Aquaman!
Yo mama so stupid she thought seaweed was something fish smoke.
Your mama so fat she sunk the HMS ship!
Why did LankyboxGamesJustin go to the aquarium?
Because he's gonna dance with aquayyyyrium!
Yo mama so fat, when she jumped in the ocean, the whales said, "We are family, even though you're fatter than me!"
Where do surfers go to school?
Boarding school.
I went to the aquarium this weekend, but I didn’t stay long. There’s something fishy about that place.
What does the cent say when it says hello? It waves.
I identify as the Titanic, because I'm a wreck.
Your forehead is deeper than the ocean.
Why do high tides come up so high?
Because they come up to say hi.
I asked the Titanic an icebreaker question.
It couldn't answer.
I heard the Kardashians were going on a cruise soon.
As if there's not already enough plastic in the ocean.