Ocean jokes
What do you call a whale on a beach?
Banked.
Why did LankyboxGamesJustin go to the aquarium?
Because he's gonna dance with aquayyyyrium!
Your mama so fat she sunk the HMS ship!
What do you call a female octopus? An octopussy.
It's tricky when you're both a moth and a sea captain in charge of a ship, but up ahead, you see a lighthouse.
Well, we started off by ripping up ALL of the decking.
Abandon ship!
Why are fish smart?
They live in a school.
What did the mermaid wear for math class?
Algaebra.
Yo mama so fat...
...people in Florida start buying flood insurance when they see her waddling toward the ocean.
Why do high tides come up so high?
Because they come up to say hi.
I identify as the Titanic, because I'm a wreck.
Your forehead is deeper than the ocean.
I heard the Kardashians were going on a cruise soon.
As if there's not already enough plastic in the ocean.
I asked the Titanic an icebreaker question.
It couldn't answer.
I went to the aquarium this weekend, but I didn’t stay long. There’s something fishy about that place.
"We can't go over it, we can't go under it. Oh no, we'll have to go through it!"
I met a fat chick at the beach.
People started asking me what I use for bait, or do you want us to help throw the whale back in the water?
Jack and Rose went on a cruise to do it in the water.
Jack seldom wore a condom, and now they have a daughter.
A... B... Sea?
Why did the plane crash in the ocean? Because the pilot saw steward Undercut!