Guys, I'm back...
Here's my joke:
What is blue and red all over?
Blood in the water of a shark attack victim.
What did the pirate say when he saw a ghost? He said, "Oh my God, it's me dead parrot!"
What do you call a whale on a beach?
Banked.
what is a fish without i's fsh
I asked the Titanic an icebreaker question.
It couldn't answer.
I identify as the Titanic, because I'm a wreck.
Your forehead is deeper than the ocean.
I met a fat chick at the beach.
People started asking me what I use for bait, or do you want us to help throw the whale back in the water?
Do you know the shortest joke about Titanic?
*Splash!*
You can tune a guitar but you can’t tuna fish 🐠 🐟
All these sea monster jokes are just kraken me up.
You wanna know why the Titanic was split in half? The iceberg hit it from the front and back.
I met a really greedy oyster. It was quite shellfish.
Yo mama so fat when she laid on a water bed, she laid on the whole Pacific Ocean.
Octopus.
It would be fun, they said...
It was unsinkable, they said...
Where do you go to get the best fish?
A restaurant on the Titanic.
Fishing is like sex: when it is great, it is great; when it is not so great, it is still great!
Why were there 2 boys on the bay?
Because they were gay!
what is sharks favourite day chewsday
