How do you fit a whale inside a car? A blender.
Why did the rapper go to the beach?
To drop some FLOW-TIDE
What do you call a rapper who can't swim?
A FLOATER
Why did the rapper become a fisherman?
Because they loved dropping BASS
Leo is as useful as a SCREEN DOOR on a submarine
What do you call a deep diver? A DeepWoken player
A dolphin swims into a bar, and looks at the menu. He calls the bartender and orders a pint of ginger-whale.
Do u play seaifthiefs, seeifthiesballsfit in ur mouth gotttttteeeeeem
How do rappers communicate underwater?
They drop some sick FLOW-TATION
Why did the rapper go to the beach?
To drop some QUICKSAND BARS
Why did the rapper go to the beach?
To catch some sick WAVES of applause
What is the biggest butt in the world?
The bottom of the ocean
A sailor drops anchor in a port and heads into the nearest pub. Everyone in the pub is whispering and pointing at him because of his odd shaped body; he has a very muscular body, but a very tiny head on his shoulders. As he orders his drink, he tells the bartender, "I'll explain. I get this in every port and town I visit. I caught a mermaid and she granted me three wishes if I would release her back into the sea. So I told her I wanted a yacht and, sure enough, she came through for me. Next, I asked for a million bucks and now I am set for life. Last of all, I asked her if I could have sex with her and her response was, 'I don't know how you can make love to me with your type of body.' So I asked her, 'How about a little head?'"
How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh 8 jelly tickles
I ate nemo
People in 1912: The titanic is unsinkable! Iceberg: hold my beer
Why do seagulls not fly over the bay? Because if the did,they'd be bay gulls.
We almost dawned when we went out boating but I got a watermelon to keep me flooding
The titanic was going through the ocean. Chuck Norris was on the ship and they never crashed into an iceberg, he just shat off the front of the ship
what does a shark smoke sea-WEED
how do whales breathe under water they take a deep METH
