Ocean jokes
Yo mama so fat, when she jumped in the ocean, the whales said, "We are family, even though you're fatter than me!"
What is a fish without i's?
Fsh.
Where do surfers go to school?
Boarding school.
Guys, I'm back...
Here's my joke:
What is blue and red all over?
Blood in the water of a shark attack victim.
Q: What did the ocean say to the boy?
A: Nothing! Oceans don't talk, silly!
What do you call a whale on a beach?
Banked.
Why did LankyboxGamesJustin go to the aquarium?
Because he's gonna dance with aquayyyyrium!
Why couldn't the surfer hang 10?
Because he forgot his feats!
What did the pirate say when he saw a ghost? He said, "Oh my God, it's me dead parrot!"
Your mom is so fat, when she swam in the sea, Wales came up to her and said, "We are family, even now you’re fatter than me."
Why don't pirates take a bath before walking the plank?
'Cause they just wash up onshore.
Your mama so fat she sunk the HMS ship!
Jack and Rose went on a cruise to do it in the water.
Jack seldom wore a condom, and now they have a daughter.
A fish is dead, who do you call? Aquaman!
Well, we started off by ripping up ALL of the decking.
Abandon ship!
It's tricky when you're both a moth and a sea captain in charge of a ship, but up ahead, you see a lighthouse.
Why are fish smart?
They live in a school.
Why is the sea salty? Because it is always blue.
A... B... Sea?
Yo mama so stupid she thought seaweed was something fish smoke.