What did the cowboy say to the girl on the beach SANDY CHEEKS
I brought a new pen that can write underwater, it can also write other words.
Why did the ocean break up with the pond?
Because the pond was to shallow
Why do scuba divers fall backwards off of the boat? Because if they fell forward, they'd still be on the boat.
What does the titanic and the Montréal Canadiens have in common they both sunk to the bottom of the Atlantic
Why do Pirates say "Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!" ? First time out at sea, they prepare for battle and say to their commander: "The canons be ready Captain!" "Are" says the Captain (correcting their grammar) "Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!!" they all exclaimed !!
What are fish not allowed to have?seaweed
What’s a bird’s favorite movie? The Parrots of the Caribbean.
There was a magician on board the Titanic and said that he could make anything disappear. Once the ship had gone down one of the passengers said to him. Go on, so what did you do with ship them?
When do you know you are getting a good deal on a boat? -- When there's a sail on it.
What did one fish say to the other?
Keep your mouth shut and you'll never get caught.
Jesus and Moses come back to earth. Moses says, let's go down to the ocean and see if I can do what I used to when I was here before. So Moses raises his arms and motions to part the waters. Sure enough, he is able to part the waters just as before. Jesus quips, close the water, I'm going to try to do what I used to when I was here last. So Jesus walks out on top of the water, then sinks to the bottom. He crawls out pulling seaweed off of him, Moses says, hey it's not your fault, you didn't have those holes in your feet before.
I was cooking eggs the other day. It was very EGGxiting, all though, I was EGGxaggerating, but, if you think that wasn’t funny to you, then your hard boiled, that’s all for today YOLKS, so I said before several cats starting fighting, that sh*t was a CATastrophe, these kittens were all like “You’ve gotta be KITTEN me.” Mean while, in the ocean, they just waved, SEA what I did there? You SHORE you didn’t? Oh, alright, that’s okay bud- I guess these ocean puns are too DEEP for you. No? Okay- but, you know why the skeleton was lonely, eh? Oh, cause he had NO BODY. Why didn’t the skeleton ask the girl out? He didn’t have the guts. What did the skeleton do to his gf? He B*NED her. No? Alright. Those didn’t make you laugh? Maybe I should hit your funny bone.
Why do sharks swim in salt water?
Because pepper water makes them sneeze.
Chuck Norris knows the location of Atlantis
Most people think an octopus has 8 legs.
Actually, they have 6 legs and 2 arms. How can you tell which are the arms?
Hit it on the head. The two that go up to the head when he says "Owwww" are his arms.
Why did the shark spit out the clown?
Because he tasted funny!
Which fish is the most famous?
The star fish!
What did the swordfish say to the marlin? You're looking sharp.
What did the sand say when it got into a fight with the ocean?
"oh my God, you're such a beach"
