Why do sharks swim in salt water?
Because pepper water makes them sneeze.
Chuck Norris knows the location of Atlantis
Most people think an octopus has 8 legs.
Actually, they have 6 legs and 2 arms. How can you tell which are the arms?
Hit it on the head. The two that go up to the head when he says "Owwww" are his arms.
Why did the shark spit out the clown?
Because he tasted funny!
What did the swordfish say to the marlin? You're looking sharp.
Which fish is the most famous?
The star fish!
What did the sand say when it got into a fight with the ocean?
"oh my God, you're such a beach"
What sea creature can add up? A octoplus
When i was a child i was made to walk the plank.... We couldnt afford a dog
The W in Africa stands for water.
Are you my fish because your supposed to be dead
Why did I giggle?
Because I saw the oceans bottom
why didnt the pirate want to play cards? Because was standing on the deck!
What is a shark’s favorite tv show? Sea-S-I
why does it take sooo long for the pirates to learn the alphabet? Because they spend years on c pirate: a b sea?
[god creating a jellyfish] God: how about an evil bag
what did the the sea do when it seen the beach
it waved
Why can't pirates play cards? Because they're standing on the deck.
What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches? -- A nervous wreck.
a blond, a red head, and brunette, were stuck on an island, and the closest populated island was 100km away, so in turn they try to swim to the island, the brunette swims 10 km then drowns, the red head swims 30 km then drowns, the blond swims 50 km then gets tired so she swims back.
