Ocean jokes
Why is the ocean so salty?
Because the land doesn't wave back! 🤣
Cousin: Hey, is that an octopus?
Me: Yes, what, it is just an octopus.
Cousin: Oh yeah, ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Octopus touch me!
Me: What, it is just one..... ummmmm dad cousin d[id].
You're so skinny, if you take a bath you look like you're in an ocean. 🛀🏊♂️
What’s the name of OceanGate’s next submarine?
Judging by the breathing conditions on their subs, I bet they’ll call it the "George Floyd."
Shipmate: Captain, there’s an iceberg and we need to steer around it right now!
Captain: My momma didn’t raise no pussy. Either that iceberg is gonna move or I am.
Why do seagulls not fly over the bay?
Because if they did, they'd be bay gulls.
Yo momma so fat, whenever she goes to the beach, the tide comes in!
Why couldn't the surfer hang 10?
Because he forgot his feats!
How do crabs honor their mom’s birthday? The shell-abrate.
If your eyes were the sea, I would drown in them.
Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Malaysian Airlines Flight 303!
Yo mama so fat that when she sits on the beach, she sinks!
A... B... Sea?
What kind of star will come out in the daytime?
A starfish! 🐟🐠🐡🦐🦞🦀🦑🐙🦂
What did the fish say to the other fish?
"I want my life to be H2O-ver!"
"You momo joso fat, she went in the ocean and the whales came up to her and started singing, ""We Are Family"" even though you are father than me."
How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?
8 jelly tickles!
You can sink the Titanic like you can drive a bike. Not a joke.
What is yellow and does not float well?
A school bus.
How do you clean the ocean?
With tide!