If Shaq had a boat, he would name it freethrow, because he will never sink it.
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why is the sea salty? because the land never waves back
What do you call the place where an octopus is sitting?
Octopied.
A sailor drops anchor in a port and heads into the nearest pub. Everyone in the pub is whispering and pointing at him because of his odd shaped body; he has a very muscular body, but a very tiny head on his shoulders. As he orders his drink, he tells the bartender, "I'll explain. I get this in every port and town I visit. I caught a mermaid and she granted me three wishes if I would release her back into the sea. So I told her I wanted a yacht and, sure enough, she came through for me. Next, I asked for a million bucks and now I am set for life. Last of all, I asked her if I could have sex with her and her response was, 'I don't know how you can make love to me with your type of body.' So I asked her, 'How about a little head?'"
What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in front of a door? Matt
What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in the middle of the ocean? Bob
What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in a pile of leaves? Russel
what part of the Earth does Helen Keller not have?
The sea
Smash or pass Smash said the iceberg TItanic:...
if messyourself was on the titanic he would die first
Article 1: the Titanic is practically unsinkable. Article 4: the Titanic sank.
Are you a pirate? Because I have a lot of seamen waiting for you 😉
How do we know that the ocean is friendly????? It waves
What is common in my AirPods and Titanic..... They sync properly ....
Americans when they think they have the best offensive British jokes: we threw your tea in the ocean. 💀
British people making offensive jokes about America: our towers didn’t explode.😎
It was the year 1912, I was in the SS. titanic, and I woke from a dream to think, "I've heard of wet dreams, but is that WATER?"
Why are pirate's called pirate's - Becuse they arrrrrrrr!
The Arabian Sea is in which state
liquid
Why did the sea cry ? Because it felt salty and blue
What do you call a communist pirate ship?
The USS Arrrrr.
I drew a picture of a whale in the ocean. My brother asked what you drawing? I saod you taking a shower.
