Article 1: the Titanic is practically unsinkable. Article 4: the Titanic sank.
How do we know that the ocean is friendly????? It waves
What is common in my AirPods and Titanic..... They sync properly ....
Americans when they think they have the best offensive British jokes: we threw your tea in the ocean. š
British people making offensive jokes about America: our towers didnāt explode.š
It was the year 1912, I was in the SS. titanic, and I woke from a dream to think, "I've heard of wet dreams, but is that WATER?"
The Arabian Sea is in which state
liquid
Why did the sea cry ? Because it felt salty and blue
Why are pirate's called pirate's - Becuse they arrrrrrrr!
I drew a picture of a whale in the ocean. My brother asked what you drawing? I saod you taking a shower.
What do you call a communist pirate ship?
The USS Arrrrr.
Why do mermaids wear seashells? They are too big for āBā shells, and too small for āDā shells.
What does a shark and a computer have in common?
They both have megabites.
A man is lying on the beach, wearing nothing but a cap over his crotch. A woman passing by remarks, "If you were any sort of a gentleman, you would lift your hat to a lady." He replies, "If you were any sort of a sexy lady, the hat would lift by itself."
the titanic is now resort for fish
A fully grown bull Great White Shark is 15 feet long and can open its jaws open up to 1.2 meters long. It could eat a small child in seconds. Anyways, I lost my job at the aquarium...
What's a fish's least favorite instrument? A ClariNET!
How much does it cost a pirate to pierce his ears? -- A buccaneer.
What is a pirate's favorite element?
Argon.
Don't tell a Titanic joke, or you'll sink to a whole new low.
Why do sharks never attack lawyers? -- Professional courtesy.
