Ocean jokes
I ate Nemo.
Last night, I had a dream that I was swimming in an ocean of orange soda. I guess it was just a Fanta sea!
Why did the rapper become a fisherman?
Because they loved dropping BASS.
What do you call an emo kid at the bottom of the ocean?
A good start.
What did the fish say when it ran into a wall?
Dam.
What did the shell say to the shell?
"Shell you later."
Once there was a boat. Its friends said,
"It's time to come back." And the boat said,
"No way. I don't give into pier pressure."
All these sea monster jokes are just kraken me up.
A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel on his pants, a peg leg, and a parrot on his shoulder. The bartender says, "Hey, you’ve got a steering wheel on your pants."
The pirate says, "Arrrr, I know. It’s driving me nuts."
I met a really greedy oyster. It was quite shellfish.
What did Sally say when she was stuck in the water with kelp?
"I need kelp! KELPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP"
Are you my fish? Because you're supposed to be dead.
Yo mama so fat that when she went into a crowd wearing a blue shirt, everyone yelled, "Tsunami!"
Yo mama so fat when she laid on a water bed, she laid on the whole Pacific Ocean.
It's tricky when you're both a moth and a sea captain in charge of a ship, but up ahead, you see a lighthouse.
It would be fun, they said...
It was unsinkable, they said...
Q: What's a ship's least favorite food? A: Iceburg-ers
What did the shark say when he ate the clownfish?
"This tastes a little funny."
We almost drowned when we went out boating, but I got a watermelon to keep me floating.
Jack and Rose went on a cruise to do it in the water.
Jack seldom wore a condom, and now they have a daughter.