What do you call a school bus driver that keeps going to sleep? A monster.
Why are fire trucks big?
To hang out with the firefighters!
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Milk man.
Milkman who?
Milk poooooooooooooooop peeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep man!
What is it that a 🤔 😳 👀 😕 physicality handicapped ♿ male prostitute can do on his own very well without getting any help from his male friends that are gay like himself?
Perform fellatio on a 👨 👨 👬 gay man.
What does a man and a gay prostitute have in common with a physically handicapped bisexual man? All three of them are very good at sucking your dick.
I was excited to finally watch the new documentary on Netflix. It was about Pessi’s UberEats career.
In the trailer, Pessi delivered food to French farmers. I watched the documentary and got shocked when I found out how finished Pessi is. He delivered one Pizza in 44 attempts.
One day I was working at the bank, doing my job. Then suddenly a woman asked me to check her balance, so I pushed her over. Then I told her that her balance is un-balanced.
What do you call a Jamaican proctologist?
Pokémon!
Why did the rapper go to the dentist?
To fix his flow.
Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?
Poor guy really needs some space.
What do you call a policeman/farmer?
A farmer in blue!
What is a cowboy’s favorite tree?
A horse chestnut tree.
What is the biggest fear of firefighters?
Burnout at work.
Did you hear about the nurse who couldn’t swim?
She ended up under the doc[tor].
What is a Finnish Spitz's favorite comedian?
Redd Foxx.
Why did Santa go to work? Because he was just trying out the work! 😂😂
Orphan: I want to be a relator.
Teacher: Why?
Orphan: Because I never had one in my childhood.
How did they know the teacher onboard the spaceship had dandruff?
Cause her Head and Shoulders were everywhere!
One day, the milkman came to drop off milk.
The boy asked the milkman, "Do you know where my dad is?"
The milkman replies, "I am your dad," then runs off like Batman!
Never talk about 9/11 to me. I lost my dad in it.
He was a great pilot ;(
