Occupation jokes
One day I was working at the bank, doing my job. Then suddenly a woman asked me to check her balance, so I pushed her over. Then I told her that her balance is un-balanced.
What do you call a Jamaican proctologist?
Pokémon!
Why did the rapper go to the dentist?
To fix his flow.
One day, the milkman came to drop off milk.
The boy asked the milkman, "Do you know where my dad is?"
The milkman replies, "I am your dad," then runs off like Batman!
What is the biggest fear of firefighters?
Burnout at work.
Never talk about 9/11 to me. I lost my dad in it.
He was a great pilot ;(
What is a cowboy’s favorite tree?
A horse chestnut tree.
Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?
Poor guy really needs some space.
What is a Finnish Spitz's favorite comedian?
Redd Foxx.
Did you hear about the nurse who couldn’t swim?
She ended up under the doc[tor].
What do you call a policeman/farmer?
A farmer in blue!
Why did Santa go to work? Because he was just trying out the work! 😂😂
Orphan: I want to be a relator.
Teacher: Why?
Orphan: Because I never had one in my childhood.
How did they know the teacher onboard the spaceship had dandruff?
Cause her Head and Shoulders were everywhere!
Why don't cannibals eat clowns? Cause they taste funny.
What kind of person will steal Captain Hook's hook?
Answer: A hooker.
One night my brother asked me, "Am I a pro gamer?" I said, "No, you're not a Pro-grammer."
Him: I work with animals all day.
Her: Awwww what do you do?
Him: I'm a pornstar.
Why did the rapper become an electrician?
Because he wanted to SHOCK the audience with his RHYMES.
Do you think the founder of Dunlop was a retired tree surgeon or a hairdresser?