Occupation jokes
What is the biggest fear of firefighters?
Burnout at work.
What is a cowboy’s favorite tree?
A horse chestnut tree.
Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?
Poor guy really needs some space.
One day, the milkman came to drop off milk.
The boy asked the milkman, "Do you know where my dad is?"
The milkman replies, "I am your dad," then runs off like Batman!
Did you hear about the nurse who couldn’t swim?
She ended up under the doc[tor].
What is a Finnish Spitz's favorite comedian?
Redd Foxx.
What do you call a policeman/farmer?
A farmer in blue!
Orphan: I want to be a relator.
Teacher: Why?
Orphan: Because I never had one in my childhood.
Why did Santa go to work? Because he was just trying out the work! 😂😂
How did they know the teacher onboard the spaceship had dandruff?
Cause her Head and Shoulders were everywhere!
Why did the rapper go to the dentist?
To fix his flow.
Why don't cannibals eat clowns? Cause they taste funny.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Milk man.
Milkman who?
Milk poooooooooooooooop peeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep man!
Why are fire trucks big?
To hang out with the firefighters!
What kind of person will steal Captain Hook's hook?
Answer: A hooker.
What is it that a 🤔 😳 👀 😕 physicality handicapped ♿ male prostitute can do on his own very well without getting any help from his male friends that are gay like himself?
Perform fellatio on a 👨 👨 👬 gay man.
One night my brother asked me, "Am I a pro gamer?" I said, "No, you're not a Pro-grammer."
The best part about being a medical student is, you will never run out of jokes.
My newly wed wife is a porn star. She would probably kill me if she found out.
Why did the female orphan become a prostitute?
Because she wanted someone to call "daddy".