Why are fire trucks big?
To hang out with the firefighters!
What do you call a Jamaican proctologist?
Pokémon!
Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?
Poor guy really needs some space.
Never talk about 9/11 to me. I lost my dad in it.
He was a great pilot ;(
One day, the milkman came to drop off milk.
The boy asked the milkman, "Do you know where my dad is?"
The milkman replies, "I am your dad," then runs off like Batman!
What is the biggest fear of firefighters?
Burnout at work.
What is a cowboy’s favorite tree?
A horse chestnut tree.
What is a Finnish Spitz's favorite comedian?
Redd Foxx.
Did you hear about the nurse who couldn’t swim?
She ended up under the doc[tor].
How did they know the teacher onboard the spaceship had dandruff?
Cause her Head and Shoulders were everywhere!
What do you call a policeman/farmer?
A farmer in blue!
Why did Santa go to work? Because he was just trying out the work! 😂😂
Orphan: I want to be a relator.
Teacher: Why?
Orphan: Because I never had one in my childhood.
Why did the rapper go to the dentist?
To fix his flow.
Q: What did the AISH worker say after her throat was slashed?
A: Ckkkkkk
Why don't cannibals eat clowns? Cause they taste funny.
What kind of person will steal Captain Hook's hook?
Answer: A hooker.
One night my brother asked me, "Am I a pro gamer?" I said, "No, you're not a Pro-grammer."
The best part about being a medical student is, you will never run out of jokes.
My newly wed wife is a porn star. She would probably kill me if she found out.
