Occupation jokes
What do you call a Jamaican proctologist?
Pokémon!
What is a cowboy’s favorite tree?
A horse chestnut tree.
My gardener found a dead body. Of the old gardener!
How did they know the teacher onboard the spaceship had dandruff?
Cause her Head and Shoulders were everywhere!
Never talk about 9/11 to me. I lost my dad in it.
He was a great pilot ;(
Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?
Poor guy really needs some space.
What is the biggest fear of firefighters?
Burnout at work.
One day, the milkman came to drop off milk.
The boy asked the milkman, "Do you know where my dad is?"
The milkman replies, "I am your dad," then runs off like Batman!
Did you hear about the nurse who couldn’t swim?
She ended up under the doc[tor].
What is a Finnish Spitz's favorite comedian?
Redd Foxx.
Why did Santa go to work? Because he was just trying out the work! 😂😂
Orphan: I want to be a relator.
Teacher: Why?
Orphan: Because I never had one in my childhood.
Why don't cannibals eat clowns? Cause they taste funny.
Why are fire trucks big?
To hang out with the firefighters!
What kind of person will steal Captain Hook's hook?
Answer: A hooker.
What is it that a 🤔 😳 👀 😕 physicality handicapped ♿ male prostitute can do on his own very well without getting any help from his male friends that are gay like himself?
Perform fellatio on a 👨 👨 👬 gay man.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Milk man.
Milkman who?
Milk poooooooooooooooop peeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep man!
From the river to the sea, Palestine will be free.
My name shows it all if you can't see, IDC AT ALL, you can ban me.
But let me tell you one thing, Without God, Isr-el is nothing.
So let me say it again, one last time, Free Free Palestine!
One night my brother asked me, "Am I a pro gamer?" I said, "No, you're not a Pro-grammer."
Why did the rapper become an electrician?
Because he wanted to SHOCK the audience with his RHYMES.