Occupation jokes
My gardener found a dead body. Of the old gardener!
Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?
Poor guy really needs some space.
How did they know the teacher onboard the spaceship had dandruff?
Cause her Head and Shoulders were everywhere!
What is a cowboy’s favorite tree?
A horse chestnut tree.
Never talk about 9/11 to me. I lost my dad in it.
He was a great pilot ;(
One day, the milkman came to drop off milk.
The boy asked the milkman, "Do you know where my dad is?"
The milkman replies, "I am your dad," then runs off like Batman!
What is a Finnish Spitz's favorite comedian?
Redd Foxx.
Did you hear about the nurse who couldn’t swim?
She ended up under the doc[tor].
Why did Santa go to work? Because he was just trying out the work! 😂😂
Orphan: I want to be a relator.
Teacher: Why?
Orphan: Because I never had one in my childhood.
What do you call a policeman/farmer?
A farmer in blue!
What do you call a Jamaican proctologist?
Pokémon!
Why don't cannibals eat clowns? Cause they taste funny.
From the river to the sea, Palestine will be free.
My name shows it all if you can't see, IDC AT ALL, you can ban me.
But let me tell you one thing, Without God, Isr-el is nothing.
So let me say it again, one last time, Free Free Palestine!
Why are fire trucks big?
To hang out with the firefighters!
What kind of person will steal Captain Hook's hook?
Answer: A hooker.
What is it that a 🤔 😳 👀 😕 physicality handicapped ♿ male prostitute can do on his own very well without getting any help from his male friends that are gay like himself?
Perform fellatio on a 👨 👨 👬 gay man.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Milk man.
Milkman who?
Milk poooooooooooooooop peeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep man!
One night my brother asked me, "Am I a pro gamer?" I said, "No, you're not a Pro-grammer."
Why did the rapper become an electrician?
Because he wanted to SHOCK the audience with his RHYMES.