What's the difference between an orphan's parents and a boomerang? The boomerang comes back.
Object Jokes
What did one chair say to the other?
"I'm so bummed out!"
What's the difference between jam and jelly?
You can't jelly your dick into someone's asshole.
The average stripper weighs 112 lbs.
According to the pole 💈.
Your forehead is so clear, like the Liberty Bell manual in 1876.
Q: What's brown and sticky?
A: A stick :)
What did the knife say to the other knife?
"Knife to meet you."
What do you call a white person having a seizure?
A saltshaker.
What do a bike and a rubber duck have in common? They both have a handlebar, except for the duck.
One day, a kid walks up to their mom and asks, "Why is my name Daisy?" The mom's reply is, "Because when you were born, a daisy landed on your head." The second kid asks, "Why is my name Butterfly?" The mom's reply is, "Because when you were born, a butterfly landed on your head." Then you hear, "Ooooooooohahbfisbfsdkf."
"Shut up, Brick!"
What’s the difference between a baby and a refrigerator?
The refrigerator doesn’t squeal when I put my meat in it.
So, my mom looked in the mirror today, and we need a new one.
What does a condom and a coffin have in common?
They both still have stiffs, but one is coming and one is going.
I've got a jar of dirt! I've got a jar of dirt, and guess what's inside it!
What’s pink, rusty, and covered in cobwebs?
Madeline McCann's bike.
What did the pencil say to the piece of paper? You FLAT.
What did the spoon say to the pancake batter? You THICK.
What did the farmer say to the doll?
You death baby doll.
What do you call the door that is cute and adorable?
What do you call a door that bells? A doorbell.
I forgot what a boomerang was. Oh well, it’ll come back to me.
