Object jokes
What makes William Afton and a boomerang common?
They always come back.
"Have you taken a bath?"
"No. Why, did one go missing?"
Your momma so fat when she stepped on one scale, it broke. When she got another one, it said "TBC." She looked in the mirror, it broke.
Have you ever tried eating a clock? It's really time-consuming, especially if you go for seconds.
Orphan: Asks you random joke. What is the difference between my boomerang and my parents?
Me: The boomerang came back.
If you drop an emo and a piece of paper out of a tree, you know what will hit the floor first? The paper, because the rope will stop the emo.
Why did Mary fall off the swings?
She got hit by a refrigerator.
I like dick.
What’s the difference between an orphan and a watermelon? One of them is fun to hit with a sledge hammer and the other one is just a watermelon.
I love still things.
I lost my bag. :(
What does my arm have in common with paper?
They both can be cut.
How do you get a light bulb horny? You turn it on!
What's green and sticky?
... A stick.
What do cutting boards and a suicidal teen's wrist have in common?
They both have cutting marks.
What do you call a white person having a seizure?
A saltshaker.
Your mom is so ugly that she made a mirror shatter.
What's the difference between a boomerang and parents to an orphan?
The boomerang comes back.
How do you get ten babies in a bucket?
With a blender.
Q: What's brown and sticky?
A: A stick :)