Object

Object jokes

Dad

What's one thing you'll never find in lost and found?

Your dad.

Memes

Mama

Your mama so fat when she stepped on a scale it said, "Ma'am, take the bowling ball off of the scale!"

Fork

What’s the difference between a puppy and a fork?

I don’t microwave forks.

Popsicle

2 weeks here.

What do dicks and popsicles have in common?

They both like to be sucked on, and they sometimes choke you.

Orphan

Why do orphans like boomerangs?

A: Because they come back, unlike their parents.

Orphan

What's the difference between an orphan's parents and his boomerang?

One of them actually came back.

Paper

That joke and paper have one thing in common: they're both tearable.

Baby

What's red and white and goes 250 miles per hour?

A baby in a blender ;)

Teeth

What has teeth but doesn't use them to chew? The answer would be a comb or a piano, but technically, if you ripped someone's teeth out and hand them to them, they have teeth but can't chew with them.

Condom

What does a condom and a coffin have in common?

They both still have stiffs, but one is coming and one is going.

Stick

What do you get when you cross a stick and a dog? A run away joke...

Bike

What’s pink, rusty, and covered in cobwebs?

Madeline McCann's bike.

Duck

What does a duck and a tablespoon have in common?

Both are not a lamp.

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