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Light Bulb vs. Pregnant Woman

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What is the difference between a light bulb and a pregnant woman?

You can't unscrew a pregnant woman.

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    • Explain Bear

    Okay, so basically, the joke is playing on the word "unscrew". You see, you can unscrew a light bulb, but you can't 'unscrew' a pregnant woman. It's funny because it's, like, a rude way of talking about sex, and you wouldn't know that because you are probably a virgin.

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    • Comments (13)

    • Wtf just because somebody posted a joke doesn't mean you should tell them to kill themselves.

    this joke was so bad they deserve it

    Shut the fuck up snd go fucking die in a goddamn ditch

    So go fuck probably 8 year old anonymous

    im gonna stick an ar 15 up your ass and watch your guts explode you pussy ass bitch

    tell yo momma her pussy taste like sour patch kids

    SHUT THE FUCK UP UP 2 PLUS 2 NOT KNOWIN WHAT THE FUCK IT IS BITCH PUSSY ASS BITCH MOTHER FUCKIN CUNT ASS BITCH FUCK YOU BITCH FUCK YOU FUCK YOU!!!

    AND TELL YO MOMMA AND SISTER HER PUSSY TASTES LIKE CAKE OH I MEANT COCK FROM WHEN SHE WAS BANGING WITH THE MAILMAN WHY YOUR DAD WAS AT WORK

    hey big fuck, take your meds bro

    do the world a favor and tie the noose around your neck already

    Do the world a davor snd go fucking kill yourself fatass

    Goddamn this comment section is a mini ww3

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