Object jokes
I forgot what a boomerang was. Oh well, it’ll come back to me.
What is a pile of balls?
What's tree plus tree?
Sticks!
What does the door say to the doorbell?
The door said: "You dingus!"
If you drop an emo and a piece of paper out of a tree, you know what will hit the floor first? The paper, because the rope will stop the emo.
What do an M&M and juice have in common?
Window.
What is the difference between your dad and a boomerang? The boomerang comes back.
Yo mama so ugly, her mirror broke.
Your momma so fat when she stepped on one scale, it broke. When she got another one, it said "TBC." She looked in the mirror, it broke.
Our teacher told us to write a story about the life of an object that's not alive, so I wrote a story about an emo kid.
You suck harder than a vacuum ever will :)
What is tall when it's young but short when it's old?
A candle or a pencil!
What’s long, brown, and sticky? A stick!
People are like trees. They fall when you hit them multiple times with an axe.
I think I am a boomerang because I always come back to you.
What's the same about boxes and children?
They're both found in basements.
Yo mama so dumb, she put a watch in a piggybank and said she was saving time.
What's the difference between a boomerang and my dad?
The boomerang comes back.
Iron jug.
What do you call a cute door? A-door-able!