Object jokes
What do you call a cute door?
What do you call a cute door? A-door-able!
What do you call the door that is cute and adorable?
What do you call a door that bells? A doorbell.
Your momma so fat when she stepped on one scale, it broke. When she got another one, it said "TBC." She looked in the mirror, it broke.
Memes
What’s long, brown, and sticky? A stick!
What is tall when it's young but short when it's old?
A candle or a pencil!
People are like trees. They fall when you hit them multiple times with an axe.
Yo mama so ugly, her mirror broke.
What do an M&M and juice have in common?
Window.
What is the difference between your dad and a boomerang? The boomerang comes back.
Our teacher told us to write a story about the life of an object that's not alive, so I wrote a story about an emo kid.
I forgot what a boomerang was. Oh well, it’ll come back to me.
If you drop an emo and a piece of paper out of a tree, you know what will hit the floor first? The paper, because the rope will stop the emo.
What is a pile of balls?
What does the door say to the doorbell?
The door said: "You dingus!"
You suck harder than a vacuum ever will :)
What's tree plus tree?
Sticks!
How do you fit a hundred babies into a small bucket?
With a blender.
I think I am a boomerang because I always come back to you.