Object jokes
What do an M&M and juice have in common?
Window.
What do you call a door that bells? A doorbell.
What is the difference between your dad and a boomerang? The boomerang comes back.
Your momma so fat when she stepped on one scale, it broke. When she got another one, it said "TBC." She looked in the mirror, it broke.
What is a pile of balls?
If you drop an emo and a piece of paper out of a tree, you know what will hit the floor first? The paper, because the rope will stop the emo.
You suck harder than a vacuum ever will :)
What does the door say to the doorbell?
The door said: "You dingus!"
What's tree plus tree?
Sticks!
What’s long, brown, and sticky? A stick!
What is tall when it's young but short when it's old?
A candle or a pencil!
I think I am a boomerang because I always come back to you.
What do you call a chair?
I don't know. What?
Oh, hi, Chairity!
What do you call a chair with a hat?
I don't know; the real question is, why was the chair wearing a hat?
Yo mama so dumb, she put a watch in a piggybank and said she was saving time.
Iron jug.
What's the difference between a boomerang and my dad?
The boomerang comes back.
What did the farmer say to the doll?
You death baby doll.
What do you call a cute door?
What do you call the door that is cute and adorable?