Object jokes
What do you call a cute door? A-door-able!
What did the farmer say to the doll?
You death baby doll.
Your momma so fat when she stepped on one scale, it broke. When she got another one, it said "TBC." She looked in the mirror, it broke.
What do you call a door that bells? A doorbell.
Our teacher told us to write a story about the life of an object that's not alive, so I wrote a story about an emo kid.
What do an M&M and juice have in common?
Window.
What is the difference between your dad and a boomerang? The boomerang comes back.
Yo mama so ugly, her mirror broke.
When is a door not a door?
When it’s ajar!
I love still things.
If you drop an emo and a piece of paper out of a tree, you know what will hit the floor first? The paper, because the rope will stop the emo.
What's tree plus tree?
Sticks!
What does the door say to the doorbell?
The door said: "You dingus!"
You suck harder than a vacuum ever will :)
What's the same about boxes and children?
They're both found in basements.
People are like trees. They fall when you hit them multiple times with an axe.
What is a pile of balls?
What is tall when it's young but short when it's old?
A candle or a pencil!
What’s long, brown, and sticky? A stick!
I think I am a boomerang because I always come back to you.