What did the knife say to the other knife?
"Knife to meet you."
Knife to Meet You
Explanation
Explain Bear
Listen up, buttercup! This joke is peak dad-joke material. It's playing on "Nice to meet you", but since knives are talking, they say "Knife to meet you". It's a pun, which is like, the lowest form of comedy, but you probably didn't know that because you're you.