Numbers jokes

If 6 is scared of 7 because 7 8 9, why is ten scared? Because it is in the middle of 9/11.

What is the Mexican police number?

9 Juan Juan.

Why is 1 equal to 22?

4 is too busy and one has the 21s to 4!

Why is 5 afraid of 7? Because 6, 7, 8.

"Rapeboat momma" on OnlyFans. Rapeboat is her number one sub.

I broke up with my ex girlfriend. Here's her number.

Sike, that's the wrong number!

ooooooooooooooooooooo

59009 flip it backwards on your calculator... it = boobs!

You're so fat that when you got on the scales, they said, "I need your weight, not your phone number!"

Did you know I can't count to whatever number is after 4?

Yo mama so fat, when she got on the scale it said, “I need your weight, not your phone number.”

Yo mama so fat, she stand on the scale and the scale says: "I want your weight, not your phone number!"

Why did the rapper become a mathematician?

To count his STACKS of CASH.

When a person is thinking of a high number in Roblox

-smashes keyboard-

Why was one afraid of every number in the world?

Because ONE wanted TWO get something THREE FOUR FIVE at the yard sale, but SIX was not there. SEVEN EIGHT NINE as well. When all but ONE remained, it got TENse.

Listen, Man United might not thank me but get the contract out, put it on the table. Let him sign it, let him write whatever numbers he wants to put on there, given what he's done since he's come in. Ole's at the wheel, man. He's doing it. He's doing his thing. Man United are BACK.

A guy starts texting a cute girl and asks her to give him her phone number so he can call her. The girl says, "OK, but you have to transfer mobile balance to my number. Then I am gonna be your girlfriend and will meet you somewhere." He transfers her the balance and calls her, but it turns out the girl was actually a guy making him a fool. He blocked him.

The next day, he was very angry about himself being a fool, so he thought he'd do the same. He makes a fake girl account and starts texting with some random guy, and then he asks that guy to send him balance. Suddenly, his father came into his bedroom and asked, "Son, can you send me some balance? I am gonna send you cash after sometime." That guy looks at his father with suspicious eyes, and then he calls that random number. Suddenly his father's phone starts ringing......

What is Hawking's number one song? The Beach Boys: "I Get Around."

If you go to the military and you get sent to a country, how many heads will you blow off?

That number is how many dicks you suck.

I asked a Chinese girl her number, she said "Sex, sex, sex, free sex tonight." I said, "Wow!"

Her friend corrected her by saying, "She means: 666-3629."

I asked a Chinese girl for her number. She said, "Sex, sex, sex! Free sex tonight!" I said, "Wow!" Then her friend said, "She means 666-3629."