Numbers jokes
Your mum is so fat, when she was sitting on a scale, the number couldn't even fit on the scale and came shooting out!
"We are Number one."
Best pick up line EVER.
There is an app on your phone called ringer. Go into it. There is a 12 to 15 digit number. Enter that into my phone, my dick will get 12 to 15 inches longer.
The numbers 19 and 20 got into a fight. 21!
Q: My scale had my phone number on it. Wandering why, I looked up only to see an elephant in my face...
What's the number one thing in an orphan's search history?
"How to find a family."
There's 10 kind of people in the world. Those who know binary and those who don't.
"Rapeboat momma" on OnlyFans. Rapeboat is her number one sub.
Why is 5 afraid of 7? Because 6, 7, 8.
If 6 is scared of 7 because 7 8 9, why is ten scared? Because it is in the middle of 9/11.
Why is 1 equal to 22?
4 is too busy and one has the 21s to 4!
What is the Mexican police number?
9 Juan Juan.
I broke up with my ex girlfriend. Here's her number.
Sike, that's the wrong number!
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59009 flip it backwards on your calculator... it = boobs!
Did you know I can't count to whatever number is after 4?
You're so fat that when you got on the scales, they said, "I need your weight, not your phone number!"
If you could add one zero to any number for the rest of your life, what would it be and why?
Why did the rapper become a mathematician?
To count his STACKS of CASH.
When a person is thinking of a high number in Roblox
-smashes keyboard-
Yo mama so fat, when she got on the scale it said, “I need your weight, not your phone number.”