Numbers jokes
What do squats eat? Numbers.
Depressed should be spelled "depraseed" because then they would be 1, 2, 5, 9.
I heard that the numbers on the front of your credit card represent the number of minutes until you meet the 💕 love of your life!💕
And the 3 numbers on the back represent the month and day you make it official!!
Comment those numbers to lock it in!!😄
Me: Mom, the weight scale wants your weight, not your phone number!
If 6 is scared of 7 because 7 8 9, why is ten scared? Because it is in the middle of 9/11.
What did the atom say to the positive in math class? "We could make a positive number!"
Your mom is so fat that when she went on the scale, it said, "I need your weight, not your phone number!"
Girls are like numbers squared. If they're under 13, just do 'em in your head.
Learn math the easiest way from Pendu.
Multiplying any number by 0 is 0 itself.
Hint: Multiplying any number by Pendu's G/A in 2022 is 0 itself.
The answer is 0.
We all know 6 is scared of 7 because 789, but why did 10 have PTSD?
He was stuck in the middle of 9/11...
Bobby had 54 dicks (54).
He took 33 pills a month (5433).
Once he ran out of pills, he was left with 45 dicks (543345).
(Flip the calculator once you got the full number. 543345! He's got a lot!
Why was 10 scared of 9?
Because 9 8 7.
It was pornography class, and there was a break.
Two adults were "having a good time" till the teacher says...
Teacher: Hey! SAY ALL THE NUMBERS TO 10,000 NOW!
Adult 1: How about I say my ABC's?
Teacher: Go ahead, I guess...
Adult 1: A B C E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z
Teacher: Where's the D?
Adult 2: Inside me...
Why is 8 afraid of 7?
'Cause 7 ate 9.
Why is 10 afraid?
Because it was in the middle of 9/11.
Why did 10 have trauma?
Because 10 was in the middle of 9/11.
America's police phone number is 911 because that is the day they lost everything.
What's the emergency number, Jimmy?
Jimmy: 9/11!
Your mama is so fat, when she stepped on the scale the doctor asked for her weight, not her phone number.
If 6 was afraid of 7 because 7 8 9, then why was 10 afraid? Because it was right in the middle of 9/11.