Numbers jokes
Q: My scale had my phone number on it. Wandering why, I looked up only to see an elephant in my face...
Yo mama is so fat, the doctor asked for her weight, she told her phone number.
Yo mama so fat that when she went on the scale, it showed her phone number.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate 9.
But then why was 10 scared? Because it was in between 9 and 11.
There's 10 kind of people in the world. Those who know binary and those who don't.
Memes
Why is 5 afraid of 7? Because 6, 7, 8.
"Rapeboat momma" on OnlyFans. Rapeboat is her number one sub.
If 6 is scared of 7 because 7 8 9, why is ten scared? Because it is in the middle of 9/11.
What is the Mexican police number?
9 Juan Juan.
Why is 1 equal to 22?
4 is too busy and one has the 21s to 4!
I broke up with my ex girlfriend. Here's her number.
Sike, that's the wrong number!
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59009 flip it backwards on your calculator... it = boobs!
Did you know I can't count to whatever number is after 4?
You're so fat that when you got on the scales, they said, "I need your weight, not your phone number!"
Why did the rapper become a mathematician?
To count his STACKS of CASH.
Yo mama so fat, when she got on the scale it said, “I need your weight, not your phone number.”
Yo mama so fat, she stand on the scale and the scale says: "I want your weight, not your phone number!"
When a person is thinking of a high number in Roblox
-smashes keyboard-
Why was one afraid of every number in the world?
Because ONE wanted TWO get something THREE FOUR FIVE at the yard sale, but SIX was not there. SEVEN EIGHT NINE as well. When all but ONE remained, it got TENse.
Listen, Man United might not thank me but get the contract out, put it on the table. Let him sign it, let him write whatever numbers he wants to put on there, given what he's done since he's come in. Ole's at the wheel, man. He's doing it. He's doing his thing. Man United are BACK.