Numbers jokes
Why was 6 afraid of 7? He wasn't. 61.
America's police phone number is 911 because that is the day they lost everything.
Yo mama is so fat, the doctor asked for her weight, she told her phone number.
Yo mama so fat that when she went on the scale, it showed her phone number.
Your mum is so fat, when she was sitting on a scale, the number couldn't even fit on the scale and came shooting out!
Let me know what your results are!
There's 10 kind of people in the world. Those who know binary and those who don't.
If 6 is scared of 7 because 7 8 9, why is ten scared? Because it is in the middle of 9/11.
What is the Mexican police number?
9 Juan Juan.
"Rapeboat momma" on OnlyFans. Rapeboat is her number one sub.
Why is 5 afraid of 7? Because 6, 7, 8.
Why is 1 equal to 22?
4 is too busy and one has the 21s to 4!
I broke up with my ex girlfriend. Here's her number.
Sike, that's the wrong number!
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59009 flip it backwards on your calculator... it = boobs!
You're so fat that when you got on the scales, they said, "I need your weight, not your phone number!"
Did you know I can't count to whatever number is after 4?
Yo mama so fat, when she got on the scale it said, “I need your weight, not your phone number.”
Yo mama so fat, she stand on the scale and the scale says: "I want your weight, not your phone number!"
If you could add one zero to any number for the rest of your life, what would it be and why?
Why did the rapper become a mathematician?
To count his STACKS of CASH.
When a person is thinking of a high number in Roblox
-smashes keyboard-