Numbers jokes
Best pick up line EVER.
There is an app on your phone called ringer. Go into it. There is a 12 to 15 digit number. Enter that into my phone, my dick will get 12 to 15 inches longer.
Q: My scale had my phone number on it. Wandering why, I looked up only to see an elephant in my face...
Your mum is so fat, when she was sitting on a scale, the number couldn't even fit on the scale and came shooting out!
Why was 6 afraid of 7? He wasn't. 61.
There's 10 kind of people in the world. Those who know binary and those who don't.
Let me know what your results are!
"Rapeboat momma" on OnlyFans. Rapeboat is her number one sub.
If 6 is scared of 7 because 7 8 9, why is ten scared? Because it is in the middle of 9/11.
What is the Mexican police number?
9 Juan Juan.
Why is 1 equal to 22?
4 is too busy and one has the 21s to 4!
Why is 5 afraid of 7? Because 6, 7, 8.
I broke up with my ex girlfriend. Here's her number.
Sike, that's the wrong number!
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59009 flip it backwards on your calculator... it = boobs!
Did you know I can't count to whatever number is after 4?
You're so fat that when you got on the scales, they said, "I need your weight, not your phone number!"
Why did the rapper become a mathematician?
To count his STACKS of CASH.
Yo mama so fat, when she got on the scale it said, “I need your weight, not your phone number.”
Yo mama so fat, she stand on the scale and the scale says: "I want your weight, not your phone number!"
When a person is thinking of a high number in Roblox
-smashes keyboard-
If you could add one zero to any number for the rest of your life, what would it be and why?
Listen, Man United might not thank me but get the contract out, put it on the table. Let him sign it, let him write whatever numbers he wants to put on there, given what he's done since he's come in. Ole's at the wheel, man. He's doing it. He's doing his thing. Man United are BACK.