Numbers Jokes

So, I was in school, and there was a number saying "696969," so I said to my mother, "What does it mean?" She said, "Your fucking dad and I!"

I went out with this girl the other night. She wore this real slinky number. She especially looked great going down the stairs.

Yo mama is so fat when she stepped on the scale, it said, "I need your weight, not your phone number!"

The reason why in the US their emergency number is 911 is because of my uncle Mohamed, RIP, best pilot ever.

Your mum is so fat, when she was sitting on a scale, the number couldn't even fit on the scale and came shooting out!

Best pick up line EVER.

There is an app on your phone called ringer. Go into it. There is a 12 to 15 digit number. Enter that into my phone, my dick will get 12 to 15 inches longer.

I see 2 fighting with 3. "What's going on?" I ask. 5 responds: "The numbers are moving on up."

Q: My scale had my phone number on it. Wandering why, I looked up only to see an elephant in my face...