Numbers jokes
Why do orphans like the number seven? It's lucky, so maybe their parents will come back.
Turn the number 543354 upside down to see "sheesh."
Why was number 10 scared?
It was surrounded by 9/11.
Why did the teenage girls travel in odd-numbered groups?
Because they can't get even.
Patient number 14 was diagnosed with stage 4 melanoma—a type of skin cancer. Pretty ironic how he travels. He went to terminal 14.
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So, I was in school, and there was a number saying "696969," so I said to my mother, "What does it mean?" She said, "Your fucking dad and I!"
Why did the oxygen molecules walk out of the singles bar with excitement?
Because she got Avogadro's number!
I went out with this girl the other night. She wore this real slinky number. She especially looked great going down the stairs.
Why did the number 5 get voted out of the game in the 1st round? Because he was an odd man out!
Words can’t describe how beautiful you are.
But numbers can. (Lol)
Why is 7 afraid of 6?
Because 7 is a vegetarian and 6 is a cannibal.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? He wasn't. 61.
America's police phone number is 911 because that is the day they lost everything.
Yo mama so fat when she steps on the scale it says, "We want your weight not your phone number."
Your mum is so fat, when she was sitting on a scale, the number couldn't even fit on the scale and came shooting out!
Lesson in laziness number 136894236842: don't be too lazy to read large numbers.
I see 2 fighting with 3. "What's going on?" I ask. 5 responds: "The numbers are moving on up."
"We are Number one."
The numbers 19 and 20 got into a fight. 21!
Best pick up line EVER.
There is an app on your phone called ringer. Go into it. There is a 12 to 15 digit number. Enter that into my phone, my dick will get 12 to 15 inches longer.