Numbers Jokes

if 6 is scared of because 7 8 9 why is ten scared because it is in the middle of 9 11

whys 1 equal 22? 4 is to buzzy and 0ne has the 21s to 4!

What is the Mexican police number 9 Juan Juan

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i broke up with my ex girl friend hears her numba

sike thats the wrong number

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59009 filp it backwards on ur calculator............it =.....boobs!

You're so fat that when you got on the scales they said "I need your weight not your phone number"

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Why was one afraid of every number in the world?

Because ONE wanted TWO get something THREE FOUR FIVE at the yard sale, but SIX was not there. SEVEN EIGHT NINE as well. When all but ONE remained, it got TENse.

when a person is thinking of a high number in Roblox -smashes keyboard-

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Why did the rapper become a mathematician?

To count his STACKS of CASH

Listen, Man United might not thank me but get the contract out, put it on the table. Let him sign it, let him write whatever numbers he wants to put on there, given what he's done since he's come in. Ole's at the wheel, man. He's doing it. He's doing his thing. Man United are BACK.

A guy start texting a Cute girl and ask to give her phone no. So he can't call her the girl ok but you have to transfer mobile balance to my number then I am gonna be your gf and will meet you somewhere the transfer her the balance and called her but turn out the girl was actually a guy making him fool he blocked him. Next day he was very angry about himself being fool so thought he gonna do the same he make a fake girl account and start texting with some random guy and then he ask that guy to send him balance. Suddenly his father came in his bedroom and ask " son can you send me some balance i am gonna send you can after sometime" that guy look at his father with suspicious eyes and then he call that random number suddenly his father phone start ringing......

what is hawkins number one song the beach boys i get around

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I asked a Chinese girl her number, she said 'Sex sex sex, free sex tonight,'. I said 'Wow'. Her friend corrected her by saying 'She means : 666-3629'.