Numbers jokes
Why was number 10 scared?
It was surrounded by 9/11.
So, I was in school, and there was a number saying "696969," so I said to my mother, "What does it mean?" She said, "Your fucking dad and I!"
I went out with this girl the other night. She wore this real slinky number. She especially looked great going down the stairs.
Why did the oxygen molecules walk out of the singles bar with excitement?
Because she got Avogadro's number!
Why did the number 5 get voted out of the game in the 1st round? Because he was an odd man out!
Memes
Words can’t describe how beautiful you are.
But numbers can. (Lol)
Your mum is so cute that I asked for her number and she said yes, and now we're dating.
Yo mama is so fat when she stepped on the scale, it said, "I need your weight, not your phone number!"
The reason why in the US their emergency number is 911 is because of my uncle Mohamed, RIP, best pilot ever.
Why was the rapper so good at math?
Because he could count his bars.
Why is 7 afraid of 6?
Because 7 is a vegetarian and 6 is a cannibal.
Yo mama so fat that when she went on the scale, it showed her phone number.
"We are Number one."
Best pick up line EVER.
There is an app on your phone called ringer. Go into it. There is a 12 to 15 digit number. Enter that into my phone, my dick will get 12 to 15 inches longer.
The numbers 19 and 20 got into a fight. 21!
Your mum is so fat, when she was sitting on a scale, the number couldn't even fit on the scale and came shooting out!
I see 2 fighting with 3. "What's going on?" I ask. 5 responds: "The numbers are moving on up."
Lesson in laziness number 136894236842: don't be too lazy to read large numbers.
Q: My scale had my phone number on it. Wandering why, I looked up only to see an elephant in my face...
America's police phone number is 911 because that is the day they lost everything.