Numbers jokes
What do you call 8 x 3.14?
Octopi.
Roses are red, violets are fine, you'll be the 6 and I'll be the 9.
I want your weight, not your phone number.
Why is the number 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9.
Laila has 69 boobs, but that is 222 too many. One day, she went on 51st Street to meet Dr. X, who ate all her boobs, and now she's boobless :)
6922251 x 8 = 55378008. Put the calculator upside down.
@iamloser I did something similar! 😏 took me three tries though.
They say there is strength in numbers. Tell that to the people in the World Trade Center.
We all know 6 is scared of 7 because 789, but why did 10 have PTSD?
He was stuck in the middle of 9/11...
"We got a number one victory royale, yeah Fortnite we boutta get down! Get down! Ten kills on the board right now, just wiped out tomato town! My friend's gone down, I revived him now we're heading southbound! Now we're in the pleasant park street, look at the map, go to the marked sheet!"
Why do teenage girls travel in odd-numbered groups?
Because they can't even.
I guess age is just a number, but in your boyfriend's case, a personal preference.
Words can’t describe how beautiful you are.
But numbers can. (Lol)
Why is 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 is a registered 6 offender.
So, I was in school, and there was a number saying "696969," so I said to my mother, "What does it mean?" She said, "Your fucking dad and I!"
Why was 10 afraid?
Because he was in the middle of 9/11.
Q: My scale had my phone number on it. Wandering why, I looked up only to see an elephant in my face...
Why did Michael Jackson die?
Because I have a new phone number, and he does not know.
When a person is thinking of a high number in Roblox
-smashes keyboard-
The number 13? Not on my watch!
Why is 6 afraid from 7? 789
Why was 10 scared because it was in the middle of 9/11?