Numbers jokes
When I'm bored, I text a random number, "I hid the body... now what?"
Why is 10 so scared? Cause it was in the middle of 9/11.
What do a pedophile and a clock have in common? Neither of them go past 12.
Why were 6 scared of 7? Because 7 8 9. Then why was 10 afraid? Because it was between 9/11.
What do you think was going through the heads of the 9/11 victims on floor 43? Floor 44 💀💀
A lot of things have changed since I got my girlfriend pregnant.
My name, my address, and my phone number.
Memes
Girls are like math; if they're under ten, then you use your fingers.
A woman noticed her husband standing on a bathroom scale, sucking in his stomach. "Ha! That's not going to help!" she said. "Sure it does," he said. "It's the only way I can see the numbers."
So, we all know that old kids' joke: why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9. Well, why was 10 scared? Because he was in the middle of 9 11.
What’s the best part about twenty-eight year olds?
There’s twenty of them.
Why is 10 afraid? Because it is in the middle of 9/11.
What do you call numbers that don’t stay in place?
Roamin’ Numerals.
How do you make 7 an even number? Take the "s" out!
Why did the ACLU block the cellphone number of a Christian nationalist minister? Because the Christian nationalist had a virus on his cellphone and kept calling the ACLU because he wanted to join the ACLU because he wanted to become a card-carrying member of the ACLU.
Yo momma is so fat, when she got on the scale it said, "I need your weight, not your phone number."
6:30 is the best time on a clock... hands down.
Roses are red, violets are fine, I'll be the six, you be the nine.
I was watching the local chief police in America, he said, "We will never forget 911." I thought, "I should hope not, it's your phone number."
What do prime numbers and stoners have in common? The higher they are, the more spaced out they get.
Why was ten scared?
Because it was in the middle of 9/11.
Chuck Norris doesn't dial the wrong number. You answered the wrong telephone.