Numbers jokes
"We are Number one."
Why was 10 scared? Because it was scared of 9/11. And why did I have to take a fall? I have nothing to do with the big II.
Why did 10 kill itself?
Because it was between 9/11.
Why is 69 annoying me? Oh, it's a tease.
Your mum is so cute that I asked for her number and she said yes, and now we're dating.
Why was ten scared? Because it was between 9/11.
Your mama so fat when she steps on the scale, the scale said, "I'm trying to get your weight, not your phone number!"
Why is 6 scared? Because 7 8 9.
Why is 10 scared? Because it was in the middle of 9/11.
Yo mama is so fat, the doctor asked for her weight, she told her phone number.
Why is 10 afraid?
Because it was in the middle of 9/11.
Why was one afraid of every number in the world?
Because ONE wanted TWO get something THREE FOUR FIVE at the yard sale, but SIX was not there. SEVEN EIGHT NINE as well. When all but ONE remained, it got TENse.
Depressed should be spelled "depraseed" because then they would be 1, 2, 5, 9.
What do squats eat? Numbers.
Why is 6 scared of 7? Because 7 8 9.
But why is 10 scared? Because he is in the middle of 9/11.
This ain't a joke, but the Twin Towers said their favorite number is 911.
John pretended to be a doctor.
Motu came to him. He said, "I lost my hunger."
John brought some samosas for his lunch. Motu ate them. John said, "Your hunger is back!"
Then, Motu said, "I lost my taste."
John said, "Number 1, bring some water." Motu drank it and said, "This is petrol!" John said, "Your taste is back!"
Motu said, "I lost my memory."
John said, "Number 1, bring some medicine." Motu said, "But Number 1 brought water." John said, "Your memory is back!"
You're hairline is like I was so fat Dora the Explorer couldn't find your numbers!
What's tree plus tree? Sticks! (Three plus three = six)
Yo mama so fat, when she got on the scale it said, “I need your weight, not your phone number.”
I came across a pic of the oldest man on earth on IG. He was 132 years old.
I commented "age is just a number" for him; now I'm banned.