When I'm bored, I text a random number, "I hid the body... now what?"
Why is 10 so scared. Cause it was in the middle of 9/11
What do a pedophile and a clock have in common...neither of them go pass 12.
A lot of things have changed since I got my girlfriend pregnant.
My name, my address and my phone number.
Girls are like math if there under ten then you use your fingers
A woman noticed her husband standing on a bathroom scale, sucking in his stomach. "Ha! Thats not going to help!" She said. "Sure it does." he said. "Its the only way i can see the numbers."
So we all know that old kids joke why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9. Well why was 10 scared? Because he was in the middle of 9 11
Why is 10 afraid because it is in the middle of 9/11
What do you call numbers that don’t stay in place?
Roamin’ Numerals.
How do you make 7 an even number? Take the s out!
Yo momma is so fat when she got on the scale it said, "I need your weight not your phone number."
roses r red violets r fine il be the six u be the nine
I was watching the local chief police in America, he said we will never forget 911. I thought i should hope not its your phone number.
What do prime numbers and stoners have in common? -- The higher they are, the more spaced out they get.
Chuck Norris doesn't dial the wrong number. You answered the wrong telephone.
10 Fun Facts 1. You can't wash your eyes with soap. 2. You can't count your hair. 3. You can't breath through your nose with your tongue out. 4. You just tried number 3. 6. When you did number 3, you realized it's possible, only you look like a dog. 7. You're smiling right now because you were fooled. 8. You skipped number 5. 9. You just checked to see if there is a number 5. 10. Share this with your friends to have some fun too :-)
Why did the ACLU blocked 🚫 📱 the cellphone number of ☺ of a christain nationalist minister because the christain nationalist had a virus on his cellphone 📱 and keep calling the ACLU because he wanted to join the ACLU because he wanted to become a card carrying member of the ACLU
I lent a hot girl my umbrella yesterday. That takes the number of girls I've made wet this year to -1.
An infinite number of mathematicians walk into a bar. The first one orders a beer. The second one orders half a beer. The third one orders a fourth of a beer. The bartender stops them, pours two beers and says, "You guys should know your limits."
Why did the Chinese woman hang up? Because she Wang the Wong number.
