Numbers jokes
Why was 2 afraid of 1?
Because 7 ate 9.
If number 666 is evil, then 25.8069758011 is the root of all evil.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, 8, 9.
Now why was 10 afraid? Because it was in the middle of 9-11.
What's the number one thing in an orphan's search history?
"How to find a family."
I was diagnosed with a terminal disease. The doctor says my days are numbered.
Now I'm terrified of airports.
If you could add one zero to any number for the rest of your life, what would it be and why?
If the US ate chicken, it would die.
Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven ate nine.
Why is ten afraid? Because he’s in between nine and eleven.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because seven ate nine.
But 10 was afraid, why? Because it was in between 9 and 11.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate 9.
But then why was 10 scared? Because it was in between 9 and 11.
I called an Asian person and asked, 'Is this Mister Wing?' 'No.'
I called once more and asked, 'Is this Mister Wong?' 'No.'
I guess I 'winged the Wong number.'
What do you call an under-the-weather seven?
A sick seven.
America's police phone number is 911 because that is the day they lost everything.
Why is 10 always scared? Because he was in the middle of 9 and 11.
Why is 10 always afraid?
Because it is between 9 and 11.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? He wasn't. 61.
Why was 10 scared? Because it was scared of 9/11. And why did I have to take a fall? I have nothing to do with the big II.
Ummmm 67.
Why is 10 afraid?
Because it’s in the middle of 9/11.
Why do teenage girls hang out in odd-numbered groups?
Because they can't even.