Numbers jokes
So 666-3629, so get it?
Why did Ten die?
It was between 9/11.
Why is 10 afraid?
Because it’s in the middle of 9/11.
Why did the number 5 get voted out of the game in the 1st round? Because he was an odd man out!
Why was 6 afraid to go camping with 7?
Because 7 wanted to bring two knives for survival, but 6 secretly knew that 7 hated him, and didn’t have benign intentions.
Read this out loud to yourself and it’ll make sense. ;)
If number 666 is evil, then 25.8069758011 is the root of all evil.
Age is just a number, Jail is just a room.
How many genders are there?
One, women are property.
What's the square root of 2001?
9/11
I went out with this girl the other night. She wore this real slinky number. She especially looked great going down the stairs.
Yo momma is so fat, when she got on the scale it said, "I need your weight, not your phone number."
Did you hear about the volcano that was accepted into Cambridge?
It was a decision on the number of degrees it holds, which is a lot, because volcanoes have lava if they're active. And ours was.
Yo mama so fat when she steps on the scale it says, "We want your weight not your phone number."
I hope when you count, you lose the number you were on.
What do you call numbers that don’t stay in place?
Roamin’ Numerals.
I like my clocks like I like people.
Under 12.
2 7 73 53.
I'll give you time, figure it out.
I was watching the local chief police in America, he said, "We will never forget 911." I thought, "I should hope not, it's your phone number."
How did number 1 kindly make number 2?
I got my was kicked, let's be friends?
If 6 is afraid because 7, 8, 9, why is 10 scared?
Because it's in between 9/11.