Numbers jokes

Hairline

    • Your hairline is so long that when you finally found the length of it, you told someone and they said, "Don't give me your phone number."

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    • Numbers memes

    9/11

    • You know how 7 ate 9? Why was 10 scared? It's because he was in the middle of 9/11. 🤣

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    • Number

    • Why is 6 scared? Because 7 8 9.

    Why is 10 scared? Because it was in the middle of 9/11.

    People

    • People always said that if you killed a murderer, there would be the same number of murderers. Why stop at one?

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    • Weight

    • The lady was so fat that when she stepped on the scale, the scale responded with, "I need your weight, not your phone number!"

    Age

    • I came across a pic of the oldest man on earth on IG. He was 132 years old.

    I commented "age is just a number" for him; now I'm banned.

    Doctor

    • John pretended to be a doctor.

    Motu came to him. He said, "I lost my hunger."

    John brought some samosas for his lunch. Motu ate them. John said, "Your hunger is back!"

    Then, Motu said, "I lost my taste."

    John said, "Number 1, bring some water." Motu drank it and said, "This is petrol!" John said, "Your taste is back!"

    Motu said, "I lost my memory."

    John said, "Number 1, bring some medicine." Motu said, "But Number 1 brought water." John said, "Your memory is back!"

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