Listen, Man United might not thank me but get the contract out, put it on the table. Let him sign it, let him write whatever numbers he wants to put on there, given what he's done since he's come in. Ole's at the wheel, man. He's doing it. He's doing his thing. Man United are BACK.
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Listen up, buttercup. This joke is about how Man United should give Ole a contract because he's doing a great job. It's funny because people have strong opinions about sports and who should be in charge. Plus, you probably don't even know who Man United is. Sad!