Number jokes
Q: What do you call it when four Mexicans drown in quicksand?
A: Cuatro Cinco.
What’s the speed limit in bed?
It’s 68. Once you hit 69, you have to turn back around.
What's the good thing about fucking 21 year olds?
There's twenty of them!
"Number 15: Burger King foot lettuce. The last thing you want in your Burger King burger is someone's foot fungus, but as it turns out, that might be what you get."
What do you call 4 Mexicans stuck in quick sand?
Quatro Sinco.
I went to the tattoo shop and asked for a skull.
A Jewish guy behind me said, "A skull? Back in my day, we could only get numbers!"
Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a registered sex offender.
How many dead kittens does it take to clog a pool filter? Seven when I tried!
So 6 is scared of 7 because 7, 8, 9, but why did 10 have PTSD?
He was stuck in the middle of 9/11.
How many children does it take to paint a wall?
Depends on how hard you throw.
You know how 6 is afraid of 7 because 7 8 9? Well, 10 is afraid because he was in the middle of 9/11.
3.14% of sailors are... π-rates.
What is 6.9?
A beautiful thing ruined by a period.
How many times does 43 go into 8?
Get in the van and find out.
What happened to my screen...
Values be like for alphabets:
when someone says 67
Community talk
Guys I change my user name and toke out the 9
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