How many Russians does it take to change a light bulb?
I don't know, they just keep Putin them in.
Number Jokes
What's the best thing about 28 year olds?
There's 20 of them.
Why is 6 scared of 7?
Because 7 8 9.
A woman comes to the doctor and tells her, "Doctor, my husband wants intense sex all day, what should I give him?" The doctor says, "My number."
Why is six afraid of seven?
Seven is a registered six-offender.
Why did 1 break the door open? Because 2, 3, 4.
What's the best part about having sex with 28 year olds? There are 20 of them.
You know what’s odd?
Every other number.
"9/11 was just a really intense game of Jenga."
Sex sex sex free sex tonight, I mean 666-3629.
The lady was so fat that when she stepped on the scale, the scale responded with, "I need your weight, not your phone number!"
Two's company, cheese a crowd!
Why was 4 not impressed when 5 won a prize for 6?
Because 511472.
A woman noticed her husband standing on a bathroom scale, sucking in his stomach. "Ha! That's not going to help!" she said. "Sure it does," he said. "It's the only way I can see the numbers."
What is Hawking's number one song? The Beach Boys: "I Get Around."
Girls are like blackjack; you shoot for 21, but I keep hitting 14.
What's 72?
69 with 3 people watching.
Number 1 ventriloquist dies at age 76, will be mist.
1 + 1 = window.
Why is 6 afraid of 7?
Because seven eight (ate) nine.