Number jokes
You know why seven ate nine? Because 7, 8, 9.
What happens when you search nudes on my phone?
Nothing, I don't have any.
When a person is thinking of a high number in Roblox
-smashes keyboard-
qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm!
1111111111122222222
Why can't Miss Piggy count to 70?
Because when she gets to 69 there's a frog in her throat.
My "overweight" friend and I were talking at lunch.
Overweight friend: Man, why you so ugly, dude?
Me: *annoyed* Jason, when you stepped on the scale this morning, it asked for your weight, not your phone number.
Age is just a number,
Jail is just a room.
The number 13? Not on my watch!
What is 6.9?
A beautiful thing ruined by a period.
If you go to the military and you get sent to a country, how many heads will you blow off?
That number is how many dicks you suck.
There once was a Mexican named Quan. He never talked about Dose. What happened to Dose?
Quan and Treis raped him. Once Quattro came out, they killed him. They were too poor to afford food, so they ended up eating Dose and Quattro.
If you read this, your life is a joke.
Here’s a trick I learned to do on the calculator.
Sally had 69 boobs (69) which was too too too many (69222), so she went to the doctor on 51st street (6922251), and he said to take a certain pill 8 times a day (6922251 times 8), which left her (flip your calculator over)
Boobless.
Why can't a blonde call 911?
She can't find the 11.
What is the highest number?
420.
What comes after 611? 711.
What comes after that? 811.
What comes after that? George W. Bush.
Why is 8 afraid of 7 because 7 8 9. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA LOL
Why is six afraid of seven?
Because seven is a registered sex offender.
I've got 99 problems and one of them is that I count my problems instead of solving them.