Why is 69 annoying me? Oh, it's a tease.
What’s the best thing about fucking twenty-eight year olds?
There’s twenty of them!
Why is 6 scared of 7? 7 8 9.
Seven ate nine.
1 and 2 fell in love. The 2 said, "You're the only 1 for me!"
Why is the number 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9.
I asked my friend what their serial number was... He said "Cheerios."
I get knocked down, but I get up again, as long as I have 46 chromosomes.
What does e equal?
I don’t know, a bunch of random numbers, but e=mc2.
Why was 6 so afraid of 7?
7 killed 6's parents.
8008135 is my favorite number.
The worst ratio is 6:9.
And last but not least, "Why was six afraid of seven?" Seven eight nine. But why was six with nine? Because when you put them together, you get 69. But why was six mad at nine? Because Nine eight six, too.
Why is 7 afraid of 6?
Because 7 is a vegetarian and 6 is a cannibal.
Why was six scared of seven? Because seven ate nine.
What would a clock look like with no numbers?
Timeless!
What's the best thing about fucking 21 year olds?
There's 20 of them.
What's the good thing about fucking 21 year olds?
There's twenty of them!
Why don't people play hide-and-seek in the number 4?
Because it would take forever. Get it? "For-ever" and "4" four, so "four ever."
How many dead kittens does it take to clog a pool filter? Seven when I tried!
What’s the best part about having sex with twenty-six year olds?
There’s twenty of them.
Why was six afraid of seven?
Because seven is a registered six offender.
How many Russians does it take to change a light bulb?
I don't know, they just keep Putin them in.
