Number

Number Jokes

Mama

Yo mama so fat, when she was telling me her weight, I thought she was telling me her number.

Mom

Your mom is so fat that when she went on the scale, it said, "I need your weight, not your phone number!"

Name

Hey, I know this is a classic joke but I found it pretty funny!

"My name is 4, four like the number," my friend said. "What, was 1 2 3 taken?"

I can even with it but I was bored and decided to share this.

Daycare

Why was 6 afraid of 7?

Because 7 broke into a daycare and ate 12 children before burning the building down.

Dick

Bobby had 54 dicks (54).

He took 33 pills a month (5433).

Once he ran out of pills, he was left with 45 dicks (543345).

(Flip the calculator once you got the full number. 543345! He's got a lot!

Six

Why is six scared of seven? Because 7 8 9.

Then why was 10 scared? Because he was between 9/11.

Orphan

Why do orphans like the number seven? It's lucky, so maybe their parents will come back.