Number jokes
How many people do you need to change a lightbulb?
Three. The first holds the ladder, the second one holds the lightbulb, and the third one spins the ladder.
Roses are red, Violets are fine, You be the 6, I'll be the 9. 😏
How fast is the speed of sex?
68 because at 69 you've got to turn around.
The devil's number is 346 because you will be in jail.
I saw a pretty girl walking outside. I asked for her number.
We met up and began to have sex. She told me to turn over, which was weird. I felt a stinging pain in my ass all of a sudden.
I heard that the numbers on the front of your credit card represent the number of minutes until you meet the 💕 love of your life!💕
And the 3 numbers on the back represent the month and day you make it official!!
Comment those numbers to lock it in!!😄
2 7 73 53.
I'll give you time, figure it out.
Lesson in laziness number 136894236842: don't be too lazy to read large numbers.
Your friend walks up to you and shows you a picture of an overweight woman.
What would you rate this woman?
A 7.
Why?
Because 7 ate 9!
"I'm afraid for the calendar. Its days are numbered!"
Why were 7, 8, and 10 scared?
Answer: 9/11, of course!
Why is 6 scared of 7?
7 ate 9 and 10!
I see 2 fighting with 3. "What's going on?" I ask. 5 responds: "The numbers are moving on up."
Why was six so scared of seven? Because seven ate nine.
An Asian student was learning logarithm in class. He wrote down his name after the question. The teacher asked why. He replied, "My class ID is number 1."
Sally had 9 pounds of boobs (9), which was 2 2 many (922), so on the 9th of the month (9229) at 6pm (92296) on 68 street (922968), she went to doctor x to get 6 operations (922968x6) and left her (flip your calculator) boobless.
Yo mama's so old, her social security number is one.
Why did 6 eat 7? Because 7 ate 9.
This joke is so that this reaches 69 jokes.
Do you know why 6 is afraid of 7? Why? Because 7 ate 9 (8).
Do you know why 10 is scared? Why? Because he is between 9 and 11.