When you step on the weighing scale it shows your phone number!
Why was the number 10 afraid?
Because it was with 9 and 11, and it makes 911
Learn math the easiest way from Pendu Multiplying any number by 0 is 0 itself. Hint: Multiplying any number by Pendu's G/A in 2022 is 0 itself. The answer is 0.
I am in trouble my mum ask me to get six cans of sprit
But I got seven ups
what’s 1+1?? The number of parents orphans don’t have!
Girls are like math, if they're under 10, use your fingers.
Why is there no phone in China
To many wings to many wongs might wing wong number
The woman became extremely uncomfortable with the man she had just met. While he lay beside her, romantically kissing and stroking her neck he whispered “I called the number you gave me at the bar tonight. Someone named Alvin answered who has never heard of you.”
Your mama so white that he first number was 911
Listen, Man United might not thank me but get the contract out, put it on the table. Let him sign it, let him write whatever numbers he wants to put on there, given what he's done since he's come in. Ole's at the wheel, man. He's doing it. He's doing his thing. Man United are BACK.
A kindergarten class is learning about the alphabet. The teacher asked, "What comes after M?" Little Timmy reached into his backpack and yelled "16!"
What's the best thing about fucking twenty-one year olds?
That there's twenty of them hoo hoo hee hooo harr haar dee harr harr
Why was number 10 scared
It was surrounded by 9/11
How many orphans can you fit in a bag of chips? 1, if the bag is family size
A white guy was telling his friend about this girl he hooked up with. His friend asks "did you get her number?". He replies "no, but it's okay, I'll see her at the next family reunion"
A lot of things have changed since I got my girlfriend pregnant.
My name, my address, and my phone number.
How many children does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Not 27, because my basement is still dark.
A guy start texting a Cute girl and ask to give her phone no. So he can't call her the girl ok but you have to transfer mobile balance to my number then I am gonna be your gf and will meet you somewhere the transfer her the balance and called her but turn out the girl was actually a guy making him fool he blocked him. Next day he was very angry about himself being fool so thought he gonna do the same he make a fake girl account and start texting with some random guy and then he ask that guy to send him balance. Suddenly his father came in his bedroom and ask " son can you send me some balance i am gonna send you can after sometime" that guy look at his father with suspicious eyes and then he call that random number suddenly his father phone start ringing......
You know how 7 8 9 why was ten scared cos he was in the middle of 9/11
What do you call 4 Mexicans stuck in quick sand?
Quatro Sinco.
