Yo mama's so old, her social security number is one.
Number Jokes
Why did 6 eat 7? Because 7 ate 9.
This joke is so that this reaches 69 jokes.
Do you know why 6 is afraid of 7? Why? Because 7 ate 9 (8).
Do you know why 10 is scared? Why? Because he is between 9 and 11.
Tell someone that you're gonna say “I 1 poopoo” and it will go in order of numbers, so they say, “I 2 poopoo” & so on:
You) I 1 poopoo
(Them) I 2 poopoo
(You) I 3 poopoo
(Them) I 4 poopoo
(You) I 5 poopoo
(Them) I 6 poopoo
(You) I 7 poopoo
(Them) I 8 poopoo
And be like, “You ate poopoo??! EWW!!”
Your mama so fat when she steps on the scale, the scale said, "I'm trying to get your weight, not your phone number!"
A missionary went to visit an orphanage in Thailand. After looking around, he asked the manager, "Why do these kids have numbers instead of names on their shirts? And why are some of them the same?"
The manager smiled and said, "Those are price tags."
Timmy had 66 toys. He said it was "2 many (662)," so he gave them to Mr. Divide. He gave 21. Equals flip it over! It’s weird.
This ain't a joke, but the Twin Towers said their favorite number is 911.
Why was 10 scared?
Because he was in-between 9-11.
Why was 10 scared? Because he was in-between 9/11.
6 was afraid of 7 because 7 ate 9, but why was 10 scared?
Because 10 was in 9/11.
If 7 8 9 why was ten scared?
It was right in the middle of 9/11.
So 6 is scared of 7 because 7, 8, 9, but why did 10 have PTSD?
He was stuck in the middle of 9/11.
Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers?
He'll stop at nothing to avoid them.
Why is 6 scared? Because 7 8 9.
Why is 10 scared? Because it was in the middle of 9/11.
1, 2, 3, A, B, C, D, and there's a D in it and there's also a 3. That's how long your D is!
Why is 6 afraid of 7?
It’s not. Numbers aren’t sentient and are therefore incapable of feeling fear.
What's 68+1? 69. Nice!
You're hairline is like I was so fat Dora the Explorer couldn't find your numbers!