Number jokes
"We are Number one."
What's 9 + 10?
21
Pick a number, syckkkkkkk, that’s the wrong number.
Yo mama so fat, when she was telling me her weight, I thought she was telling me her number.
Your mom is so fat that when she went on the scale, it said, "I need your weight, not your phone number!"
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 was a registered sex offender.
Turn the number 543354 upside down to see "sheesh."
Why was 6 scared of 7?
'Cause 7 8 9.
Hey, I know this is a classic joke but I found it pretty funny!
"My name is 4, four like the number," my friend said. "What, was 1 2 3 taken?"
I can even with it but I was bored and decided to share this.
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 broke into a daycare and ate 12 children before burning the building down.
789.
Bobby had 54 dicks (54).
He took 33 pills a month (5433).
Once he ran out of pills, he was left with 45 dicks (543345).
(Flip the calculator once you got the full number. 543345! He's got a lot!
Why is six scared of seven? Because 7 8 9.
Then why was 10 scared? Because he was between 9/11.
Why do orphans like the number seven? It's lucky, so maybe their parents will come back.
So, if there is a 7-Eleven and a 911, where's 811?
How are genders different than the Twin Towers?
There are two genders.
What comes after 69?
Mouthwash.
Classic.
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 8 9. Seven ate nine.
Why is 10 afraid?
Because it was in the middle of 9/11.
Why did 10 die??
Because he was in between 9/11.