Number jokes

Why is 6 scared of 7?

7 ate 9 and 10!

I see 2 fighting with 3. "What's going on?" I ask. 5 responds: "The numbers are moving on up."

Why was six so scared of seven? Because seven ate nine.

An Asian student was learning logarithm in class. He wrote down his name after the question. The teacher asked why. He replied, "My class ID is number 1."

Sally had 9 pounds of boobs (9), which was 2 2 many (922), so on the 9th of the month (9229) at 6pm (92296) on 68 street (922968), she went to doctor x to get 6 operations (922968x6) and left her (flip your calculator) boobless.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 murdered 37 children and 41 adults during the ages of 31-35 years old.

She was then sentenced to a 35 year sentence (Colombian stuff) and came out 70 years old. She then continued to go on a spree and murder 41 more people, in 2 months. 3 years later, 6 stabbed 7 as they were friends. 6 was not sentenced, but deemed a hero. He never forgets that moment. Her soul not floating above, but screaming from the torture it's receiving.

Yo mama's so old, her social security number is one.

Why did 6 eat 7? Because 7 ate 9.

This joke is so that this reaches 69 jokes.

Do you know why 6 is afraid of 7? Why? Because 7 ate 9 (8).

Do you know why 10 is scared? Why? Because he is between 9 and 11.

Tell someone that you're gonna say “I 1 poopoo” and it will go in order of numbers, so they say, “I 2 poopoo” & so on:

You) I 1 poopoo

(Them) I 2 poopoo

(You) I 3 poopoo

(Them) I 4 poopoo

(You) I 5 poopoo

(Them) I 6 poopoo

(You) I 7 poopoo

(Them) I 8 poopoo

And be like, “You ate poopoo??! EWW!!”

Your mama so fat when she steps on the scale, the scale said, "I'm trying to get your weight, not your phone number!"

A missionary went to visit an orphanage in Thailand. After looking around, he asked the manager, "Why do these kids have numbers instead of names on their shirts? And why are some of them the same?"

The manager smiled and said, "Those are price tags."

Timmy had 66 toys. He said it was "2 many (662)," so he gave them to Mr. Divide. He gave 21. Equals flip it over! It’s weird.

This ain't a joke, but the Twin Towers said their favorite number is 911.

Why was 10 scared?

Because he was in-between 9-11.

Why was 10 scared? Because he was in-between 9/11.

6 was afraid of 7 because 7 ate 9, but why was 10 scared?

Because 10 was in 9/11.

If 7 8 9 why was ten scared?

It was right in the middle of 9/11.

So 6 is scared of 7 because 7, 8, 9, but why did 10 have PTSD?

He was stuck in the middle of 9/11.