What's the difference between Wacko Jacko and Elvis Presley?
14 number 1 hits.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, 8, 9.
Do you know why 10 was scared? Because he was between 9/11.
2 times 4 equals 18?
LEZZZZZZ GOOOOO! 69 FOLLOWERS!
I just read an article that Texas is number one in the nation for both depression and infidelity in relationships.
It's a sad state of affairs.
I hope when you count, you lose the number you were on.
Why was 9 scared of 10? Because 11 was after.
If 6 is afraid of 7 because 7, 8, 9, why is 10 scared? Because he is in the middle of 9/11.
My teacher asked me what my favorite number was yesterday, and I said 2977. I chose 91 for my football jersey number and Sharpied a 1 after the other 1, and my teacher Mr. Jackson's dad died in 9/11, and when he was talking about it Friday the 9th, I threw a paper airplane at him and got suspended for 3 days starting Monday.
"Can we do 69?"
"How about we do 9/11 since we will crash together?"
When Chuck Norris calls 1-900 and 976 numbers, he doesn't get charged. He holds up the phone, and money falls out.
Your mom #69.
What does 6 tell 7?
"GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME!"
Why was 10 scared because it was in the middle of 9/11?
Why is 10 so scared? Because he is right in the middle of 9/11.
What is 8 divided by 2?
Answer: 3 (you cut 8 in half).
Alfonso's mom is so fat that she stepped on the scale and the doctor said, "Oh shit, that's my phone number!"
Why is 10 afraid? Because it is in the middle of 9/11.
If 6 was afraid of 7 because 7 ate 9, then why was 10 afraid?
Because 10 was in the middle of 9/11.
Why did Michael Jackson die?
Because I have a new phone number, and he does not know.
