And the lord said unto John, "Come forth and you will receive eternal life." But John came fifth and won a toaster.
What did the Nazi order from wendys? Two number NEINS
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Cuz 7 was a 6 Offender
Q: What do you call it when four Mexicans drown in quicksand?
A: Cuatro Cinco.
why is 8 afraid of 7? cause 7 ate 9
Fuck off
2 + 2 is 4, minus one that's 3 quick maths.
How did number 1 kindly make number 2? I got my was kicked lets be friends ?
Why was three afraid of two? Because he killed every one!
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered 6 offender.
what did the atom say to the positive in math class. We could make a positive number
your momma so fat when she stepped on the weighing scales her phone number came up!
Have you ever been eight before?
You were between 7 and 9
Two cats called "1,2,3" & "un, deux, trois" had a swimming race across the channel.
1,2,3 cat won because un, deux, trois cat sank!
your mom
How do you make 7 an even number? Take the "s" out!
Why don't Romans find algebra interesting?
X is always 10.
What's the best thing about 28 year olds?
- There's 20 of them.
Chuck Norris doesn't dial the wrong number. You answered the wrong telephone.
Why was 9 afraid of 20? -- 28 29s.
