Now jokes
If George Floyd was in the new little mermaid: Under da knee Under da knee Counterfeit 20 Drugs i took plenty Now i can’t breathe
Bruh, who likes Dhar Mann nowadays? That shit is ass AF. And it's just legit shit like only nerds that are fatherless would watch that shit.
Did you hear about the new doggy condos?
Apparently they are now releasing!
There was a guy who got his whole left side shot off.
When he was at the hospital and he woke up, he asked the doctor if he was okay.
The doctor said, "You're all right now."
The doctor said I have until 2:30 to live.
That’s like 20 years from now, I said.
He looks at the time. It’s 2:30.
Memes
Why do people hate Velma now?
Because she joined the Dark Side.
Why did the orphan stop playing baseball?
Because baseball has a home, and an orphan does not.
Laugh now.
When you see your mom.
Me: bruh
Her: Are you serious right now bro?
Me: Yeah no shit.
Her: *slaps me*
Fat bully. That was just the starter, now do you want the main course?
Me: I don't think I want that because you already ate it.
Me and my friend have a friend that's in a wheelchair, but he is so annoying, so we throw him in a fire. Now we call him "Hot Wheels."
What is Osama bin Laden singing right now?
*cue the little mermaid* "Undaaa the sea, undaaa the sea"
"Na na na na now na na na na now."
Okay, the time has come... I am finally leaving this website, so yeah.
I'm going to enjoy my life, so yeah.
I'm going to leave now, so bye.
Kid finds genie lamp, wishes to be Batman.
Genie: You're now an orphan.
Ariana-Chat now!
"I know, you have a lot on your plate right now."
Treon: I don't care about Vorkie.
Amber: You should, she could be a great person for the company.
Treon: We don't need another one, we got 100 people in here, no need. Now, Amber, please just go make yourself useful.
Amber: Fine!!!!!
Less depresso, more espresso, I'm still depressed, but now I'm fast.
Yo, edgeline go so far back that I can now mow a lawn perfectly.
Jonny went fishing and he didn’t know how to cast his pole, and he asked his friend Joe how to cast it. Then when he cast, he only cast 3 feet, and he never learned how to do it.